Why am I alone?

[Bereta_Eder]

Re: Why am I alone?

Originally posted by Alex
June 12th is Valentine's Day here in Brazil. (yeah, I know...)

And suddenly I feel horribly awkward and displaced because I don't have a girlfriend. Since I divorced my wife I've been alone. I mean, really alone. So alone that it hurts.

Why can't I find a girlfriend? I'm not an ugly guy (some people even say that I'm good-looking and attractive). I'm not unemployed. I'm not a nerd who spends all of his free time in front of the computer playing Civ (well, just a little ). I like to go out with friends.

So, what's wrong with me?

Nothing. Maybe you've fallen under the temporary perception that "girls are more trouble than fun". Maybe it has to do with previous hurtful situation. Once you escape from the perception all will be good. I have often noticed how some guys put too much importance in having a girlfriend, relationship that it either paralyses them or renders them obsessive with that idea.
Halaraaaaaa Relax and always think what makes you have fun with a girl, if you're nothaving fun it's not worth it. Too much empathy is bad, you end with the short stick. Plus there's very slim chances that when you'll get with a girl you'll be in love. That may come or not. It will just be lust, excitement of something new. So don't make a big production of it because most probably it won't be. See if you're having fun with a girl, if you do go on if not arivederzi bella ciao see you later a tout allers

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Capt Dizle
Great thread guys. I don't care where Che got that advice, it is priceless. Just whack off mate, while screaming the lyrics of your favorite song. Might as well take down all the shades and open the windows.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Agathon
Che's dating advice is plagiarized from the Farrelly brothers.

Not quite. In Something About Mary the main character is advised to whack off before going out on a date so that he'll already have gotten off, and thus not be anxious about whether he'll get any sex all evening, thus making him relax and better able to woo Mary.

The opposite is actually true. The more sex you have, the more you want. Whenever you have an orgasm, small amounts of testosterone are released. Among other thngs, testosterone produces confidence.

The male bull shark produces more testosterone than any animal on the planet, which is why they are so damned aggressive.

[Kidlicious]

Oh, here's some more advice since you are divorced like me. Don't talk to your exwife on the phone. Have as little to do with her as possible. She will just make you feel like ****. Don't compare how well she is doing to how well you are doing. You will always think you are doing worse, because of your insecurities, and it's pointless.

[chequita guevara]

I thought you had her over the barrel. How'd you end up paying for her rent?

[molly bloom]

You're never alone with a conjoined twin.

[aneeshm]

Originally posted by Alex

It's easy to have sex if you have money. But I want something more.

You want it free , don't you ?

[Agathon]

TANSTAAFL.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I thought you had her over the barrel. How'd you end up paying for her rent?

My name was on the lease, and my mother is the cosigner. She couldn't pay, and I didn't want to ruin my mom's credit (actually my mom would have made me pay it). The lease is over now though. She got a bunch of back pay from welfare, but she didn't pay me back for the rent.

[Alex]

Maybe you shouldn't watch so much friends

You do have a point.

I thought Brazilians were having sex all the time.

Certainly not me.

they are running around in bikinis so small that you can keep a dozen spares in a band aid can.

the bikinis are so small that it makes everything even worse ("OMG look at that!").

Sex and Love are two entirely different things for me. They converged once, but things didn't work out...they haven't converged since.

They're different things to me too. Of course, it's great when they converge, but even if they don't, well... we all need sex.

4. If you are out of shape, get back in shape.

That's what I'm going to do.

Maybe you've fallen under the temporary perception that "girls are more trouble than fun". Maybe it has to do with previous hurtful situation. Once you escape from the perception all will be good.

Nah, girls are never more trouble than fun. I'm just not trying hard enough. Either that or I have to bathe more often.

Oh, here's some more advice since you are divorced like me. Don't talk to your exwife on the phone. Have as little to do with her as possible. She will just make you feel like ****. Don't compare how well she is doing to how well you are doing. You will always think you are doing worse, because of your insecurities, and it's pointless.

Very very true. Last time I talked to her (it was on MSN) she said that her new boyfriend can do lots of things, if you know what I mean. I didn't know if I wanted to strangle her or to kill myself.

You want it free , don't you ?

Sex is never free. If you don't pay directly to a hooker, then you end up spending money anyway (dinner, presents, this kind of thing).

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Alex
Very very true. Last time I talked to her (it was on MSN) she said that her new boyfriend can do lots of things, if you know what I mean. I didn't know if I wanted to strangle her or to kill myself.

Man that sucks. What a *****! Hang in there and don't associate with her. She just said that to hurt you obviously.

[chequita guevara]

Just remember, your first marriage is for training purposes.

[Lancer]

coughphilippinescough

[chequita guevara]

Brazilian women are way hotter than Filipinas.

[Lancer]

I have no idea about that/don't care.

However, they aren't hot for Alex, that's the problem.