Why am I alone?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Crap.

Christ- write a singles ad, or something. You can string a few words together, so just slap together someting warm and witty and they'll come swarming.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Before you leave to go out lookin' for love do a couple things.
#1, engage in a little self love. Orgasms produce testosterone, which increases confidence.

No details, please

#2, roar! I mean really roar, like a lion or bear, you're gonna go out and kick some ****ing ass!

I guess that it is needed to silece those 220 lb chicks from tractor factory 14.

#3 when you leave, play a motivating theme in your head, but just use your name as the lyrics.

Somehow I don't think that Internationale get you laid.

[asleepathewheel]

Maybe you shouldn't watch so much friends

[Colonâ„¢]

I'm not so sure if its a good idea to ask for love advice on the internet, you'll get such a heap of often contradictory advice ("don't behave like that, that and that, do behave like that that and that, but above all stay yourself!") that it tends to paralyse you more than anything else.

[Lancer]

I thought Brazilians were having sex all the time.

[Kidlicious]

I thought all Brazillian women were extremely hot and that they out numbered men like 6 to 1.

[Lancer]

Yup and they are running around in bikinis so small that you can keep a dozen spares in a band aid can.

[Agathon]

Che's dating advice is plagiarized from the Farrelly brothers.

How did a nice lass like Bunnygrrl ever fall for that?

[Lancer]

"Che's dating advice is plagiarized from the Farrelly brothers."

Is it really? I thought it was a bit absurd, even for che.

[Ted Striker]

This thread is hilarious.

*Plays Michael Jackson's "You are not alone.*

Good luck Alex.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I swear it seems silly, and you'll laugh your ass off and feel like a goof doing it, but it really improves your mood and your self-confidence. I do it before every interview (at home, of course). What do you think battle cries are?

SPOON!

Gosh, you're making me think of the old Saturday Night Live skits about the wild and crazy guys from Czechoslovakia played by Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd.

[Agathon]

#3 when you leave, play a motivating theme in your head, but just use your name as the lyrics.

"Agathon in a Coma" by the Smiths

[Capt Dizle]

Great thread guys. I don't care where Che got that advice, it is priceless. Just whack off mate, while screaming the lyrics of your favorite song. Might as well take down all the shades and open the windows...never can tell what might interest the desperate housewives along the street.

[Frankychan]

Originally posted by Alex
I think it is a mix of everything everyone mentioned: low self-esteem, lost the hang of the dating game and I haven't really tried hard enough.

I could go to a strip club, or something like this, but then this wouldn't really help. It's easy to have sex if you have money. But I want something more.

The problem is that I haven't yet found an interesting woman. So I guess I'll have to make do with whatever is available on the market. We all need sex after all.

Heck yeah dude. I agree man. I'm kinda in that area right now.

Sex and Love are two entirely different things for me. They converged once, but things didn't work out...they haven't converged since.

[Urban Ranger]

Alex,

Several things:

1. Have an interest or hobby you are serious about. If you don't, cultivate one.

2. As I have suggested many times before - become a volunteer for a worthy cause. Red Cross, Oxfam, AI, Green Peace, or even your local library. You get to help people and meet nice women at the same time.

3. Don't think about your situation. See 1.

4. If you are out of shape, get back in shape.

5. Do you love yourself and take care of yourself? If not, start at home.
5a. Knowing cooking helps.

Soon you will have tons of women hitting on you