Why am I alone?

[Lancer]

It was a question that got one of King Arthur's knights killed at 'the bridge of death'.

Can you name the movie or are you dumb as a stump?

While you're at it, what was the question?

[MrFun]

I guess in this case I'm as dumb as a stump.

[Lancer]

No, you're not. Now breath, think...use the force or something. 'The bridge of death' 'King Arthur'...

[Lancer]

coconuts as horses...

[MrFun]

ah -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Lancer]

"we seek the grail" "oral sex, but first...a spanking!"

[MrFun]

So what do I win?

[Lancer]

[Lancer]

A smiley and a thumbs up.

[MrFun]

you're cheap

[Ted Striker]

[Lancer]

"you're cheap "

...and you're overpaid.

[MrFun]

Yeah right! The **** I'm overpaid!

[Alex]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Alex,

You said that you wanted something more that just having sex with a prostitute, but you also imply that you want to have sex with women that you don't want to talk to. Why?

You know, having sex with a prostitute would make me feel just... empty. It is not rewarding.

But the "regular" women whom I talk to are not interesting, so I'd rather cut the conversation and go for what really matters. I know it's hard to understand - how can this not leave me empty? I dunno, it just happens to be like that. Perhaps is the fact that I know I can call the girl next morning and we can meet again without me having to pay her any money.

[curtsibling]

Re: Why am I alone?

Originally posted by Alex
June 12th is Valentine's Day here in Brazil. (yeah, I know...)

And suddenly I feel horribly awkward and displaced because I don't have a girlfriend. Since I divorced my wife I've been alone. I mean, really alone. So alone that it hurts.

Why can't I find a girlfriend? I'm not an ugly guy (some people even say that I'm good-looking and attractive). I'm not unemployed. I'm not a nerd who spends all of his free time in front of the computer playing Civ (well, just a little ). I like to go out with friends.

So, what's wrong with me?

Hey, don't worry about it.

You are probably happier alone.

Girls are all ultimately insane, being indoctribnated by magazines and TV.
The tend to reveal they are christian, baby-obsessed maniacs...regardless of what disguise they wear.

They scream the woman's mantra: Must have babies! Must have babies! Must have babies!
You are better off just dating hot gals at pubs, and not getting too involved.

Then again, you might want to actually be driven mad by a baby obsessed religious fembot!