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  • What is Splenda Anyway?

    I just got done arranging my apartment, putting away all of my w00tly new kitchen stuff, swept and mopped the floors, and called it good. I went over to my moms apartment because she has food over here (and the internet) and I dont have these things in my apartment just yet. Looked through the fridge and saw a big jug of Arizona ice tea, it looked perfect! Poured a nice tall cup, took a sip, wondered what the **** was wrong with it. It tasted like there was aspartame in it but not quite the same as usual. So I took another sip, strange taste. So I looked at the jug, it says its sweetend with Splenda. You know, the "no calorie sweetner that tastes like sugar because its made from sugar," that bull****. Tastes like ****, not like sugar.

    What is splenda?

  • #2
    You already explained what it is -- it's crap.
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    • #3
      My father-in-law just retired. 35 years at a sugar plant, owned by Sprekles most of the time. He got a box of Splenda for his retirement

      You get him going on Splenda and he'll never shut-up.
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      • #4
        splenda is the trade name of sucralose.

        sucralose, being an undigestible chlorinated form of sucrose.
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        • #5
          mmmmm. All of the flavour none of the ability to be broken down by pesky metabolic enzymes.
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          • #6
            What's the sequensing for the receptor on the tongue, anyhow?
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            • #7
              It is denatured surgar. Still sweet, but no usable calories.
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              • #8
                It is denatured surgar.


                eh?
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                • #9
                  Denatured means that it's not in its natural/functional conformation.

                  e.g. a denatured protein would just be a bunch of strung out amino acids

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                  • #10
                    Were those amino acids strung out on acid?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                        Denatured means that it's not in its natural/functional conformation.

                        e.g. a denatured protein would just be a bunch of strung out amino acids
                        I knew that, and that wasn't my question. I am working with carbohydrates at the lab now. My question is that this is meaningless for table sugar, which is a carbohydrate dimer. with the carbohydrate monomer, D-glucose, for example, 'denatured' would mean an the open-chain form, which is unstable generally, but probably is used as a transition state/short-lived form while being 'eaten up' by enzymes. So I don't really know what this means in this case.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
                          It is denatured surgar. Still sweet, but no usable calories.
                          Good stuff! I use it on my oatmeal and in coffee from time to time. Also, it's an added ingredient in a number of products I use (i.e. reduced-sugar ice cream, cereal, that sort of thing).

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                          • #14
                            Oh, I remember one more feature of splenda: you can use it to bake, which you can't with other sweeteners on the market now.
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                              Aha! niiiiice. Yeah, it should be pretty close for the receptor. Don't see why wouldn't the enzyme break it up, though.
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