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or dumb enough to be interested in any man
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And indeed he doesn't! He acts completely and utterly normally around women in my experience. I don't think there's anything wrong with him or how he functions in society... I reckon if he put himself in enough situations to meet new women he could end his unlucky streak no problems.
The answer is obvious. He has been the victim of a malicious spellcaster. He should report himself to his local West Indian witch doctor.Only feebs vote.Comment
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DL!
@ Illur
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Rich has a few great things going for him. His skin is dark and chicks dig that, see: Blondes and black guys. Though not black, he's dark nuf. He's stocky, chicks dig stocky guys. See: girth. He's got black hair, chicks think guys with black hair are cool. See: erm, James Bond.
Suggestions for Rich:
1) Comb hair
2) Lose the camo, chicks think it's threatening. Get a pair of jeans and break em in, the faster the better.
3) Get a real shirt, light color, and maybe a cotton dress jacket, black. You can wear those without ties, which btw, chicks don't dig.
4) Or, Rich, forget the above, get your ass to our place in the Phils, and come as you are.
5) Duh.Long time member @ Apolyton
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So, Lancer's advice to Rich; Moving somewhere exotic makes you exotic and therefor more desireable... makes sense
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Thankyou Gibsie. I am really quite normal...well as normal as I want to be. And leave the fashion advice eh...I can manage quite well on my own too...Originally posted by Gibsie
And indeed he doesn't! He acts completely and utterly normally around women in my experience. I don't think there's anything wrong with him or how he functions in society... I reckon if he put himself in enough situations to meet new women he could end his unlucky streak no problems.
And as for the character...how the hell should I know? I'm way too young for Kenny Everett...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I don't think so...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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"And leave the fashion advice eh...I can manage quite well on my own too..."
Oh absolutely.
Long time member @ Apolyton
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Try rubbing your naughty parts against her. If she rubs back you're in. If not you can always run away.
Obviously you should do this in a part of town where you're not likely to be recognised."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Diss, if she says this:
Boom, boom, boom
I want to take you in my room
Diss, stop being an egoist
You see all the women all around you? Well, they all have needs. Your duty, as a man, is to take care of those needs.
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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I've already mentioned numerous times about the paralysing anxiety. It's not like it is just being 'a bit nervous' about it like other people, this stops me in my tracks. It just makes me feel very self-conscious and just utterly undesirable.Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Okay.
How about "no pain, no gain" or "no guts, no glory?" The bottom line is, there is no such thing as a free lunch. If you long for a relationship, make a good, honest effort.
Don't worry, age is on our side. 28 is nothing, Rich, you aren't even 30, and 30 is just barely starting.
In some ways late 20s is just 'barely starting', in this respect, it's a world of difference...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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