Dating tips plz

[Theben]

Wait until the 2nd date to boink them.

[Dinner]

Re: Re: Dating tips plz

Originally posted by Tuberski


Take her to Lagoon.

ACK!

But then the creature from the black lagoon will get her. It's always the kids going off to make out who get eatten by the monsters.

[Dinner]

7. Project a personality. While women are drawn to good-looking men, good looks fail-as soon as a conversation starts-if there isn't warmth, sincerity, and general likeability to back them up. And, lucky for us, women say that warmth, sincerity, and likeability can easily overcome less-than-perfect looks.

Of course they're going to say that. What do you want them to say that if he doesn't have a foot long slong and a BMW they'll dump him? Even if it was true they're still going to claim they love the ugly duckling and don't care about money.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Ned
The girl will let you know when she wants to move to first base.

That's so not true.

Be honest, be respectful, be open. Better to respect yourself in the long run than get "lucky" tonight.

[Agathon]

Be honest, be respectful, be open. Better to respect yourself in the long run than get "lucky" tonight.

I take it that "respect yourself" is code for masturbation, because that's what you'll be doing your whole live if you act like that.

A lot of women like pigs.

[DaShi]

He's had two dates and he hasn't kissed her. He should just give up on this girl and find a man.

[self biased]

Originally posted by Donegeal
Apolyton is a great place to go to get all kinds of information about almost every subject. Almost. You happen to have found one of the few subjects where you should go some where else.

i resent that remark. that's what the hot or not threads were supposed to be for. granted, i was the main contributor, but still.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Agathon

Be honest, be respectful, be open. Better to respect yourself in the long run than get "lucky" tonight.

I take it that "respect yourself" is code for masturbation, because that's what you'll be doing your whole live if you act like that.

A lot of women like pigs.

There's a difference between acting like a doormat and acting like a decent human being. The type of women who like pigs generally don't respect themselves.

Very uncommunist attitude.

[Agathon]

And another one bites the dust.

[Pekka]

che has a point. I rather date a woman who likes to be treated like a lady she is, and requires me to be a gentleman and bring my a-game to the table, because that's the relationship I want, and that's the girl I want.

I can go to the trailerpark any day of the week if I want to.

[Agathon]

I can go to the trailerpark any day of the week if I want to.

Now that is an uncommunist attitude.

[Frankychan]

I'm not a "meathead" or a total loser as was implied.

Maybe I read it wrong. If it's "just a date" vs. "we're a couple" then things are different. But as I said before, those "tips" aren't the end-all rules...just something to consider and have slosh around in your brain. Never know when something will occur that'll make you think about what was said here, from all the different posters here.

As for being yourself, yes that is definitely true. I'd say the best thing is to be confident. Cause there's definitely some girl out there that thinks you're hot, but hasn't told you and that you haven't noticed.

[Pekka]

EVERYONE is a meathead except me in this thread. Everyone!

[Agathon]

My meat has a bigger head than Pekka's.

[DaShi]

And my head has more meat...whatever that means.