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No, first he should demonstrate to her how long, supple and powerful his tounge is. Repeatedly. Kind of like that dude who played in the band "Kiss".Originally posted by Lancer
Say stuff like, 'hey honey, are you ready to meet Mr Winky yet, waddaya say baby', while doing this:
"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Anyone notice that the thread starter hasn't come back since he posted the opening post?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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heads and meat come on felas yall can do a better job at f***ing thing up im disappointed
When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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and the Mrs. comes in to take some names and kick some a**. 
Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -DisComment
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Bollocks to all this folderol. Just have fun.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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first time i've ever agreed with laz
though i would say be yourself, unless you're a nobhead, in which case don't.
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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<---- k nobheadWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Smart kid.Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Anyone notice that the thread starter hasn't come back since he posted the opening post?
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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I was just about to ask for the daterComment
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srry Ive been busy I had no Idea there would be so many replies. Well the first date was actualy a double date with one of my friends. The second time we went to a movie. and as for all the utah jokes yes utah sucks, espicaly when every girl here is mss molly mormon, either that or a gothic drug addict.Absolute power corrupts absolutelyComment
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Which was she?
BTW, most importnat is confidence. Chicks dig confidence. Just to don't go overboard into arrogance or being a poser.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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One good tip is to offer her drugs. She'll think you're a big man for it.
How do you come up with this stuff?Originally posted by Pekka
This doesn't mean you should take her to rat race, where you chase rats and get to eat everything you catch.
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ask her to pick you up for the next date
and show up at the door naked with barry manilow in the backgroud..
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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<- has never had a date..
Jon Miller
(somehow always screws it up..)Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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