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  • Asher always goes on about how good U of Calgary is...

    but how good can they be when they give degrees to dogs?



    Pathetic.

    CALGARY - A black lab named Escort is among the University of Calgary's most recent graduates.

    The special skills dog walked the stage at the university's convocation ceremony Thursday along with Souheil Saab, a paraplegic man he helped through a law degree.

    Escort, who wore his own cap and gown, received a honorary "Dogtor of Paws" degree for his efforts. He attended all of Saab's classes, went to court with him, sat through his exams and accompanied him in debating competitions.

    "It's been a long haul but we've actually completed it," said a grateful Saab.

    Fellow graduates had no objections to sharing the stage with a dog.

    "Escort's a part of the class. He's a graduate of 2005, just like the rest of us," said one graduate.

    The lab is the first four-legged animal ever to receive a honorary degree from the University of Calgary.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
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  • #2
    Would you rathar they give them to cats instead?
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • #3
      Cats are way ****ing smarter than dogs, anyway.
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #4
        @ U Calgary

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        • #5
          I've got a dog that's way smarter then their dog.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #6
            Didn't he get his degree in Comp/Sci?

            And honors no less!

            That's one smart dog.

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            • #7
              I'd rather have this than the honorary degrees they award to people. That is truly offensive. At least the dog did something to earn it.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                The lab is the first four-legged animal ever to receive a honorary degree from the University of Calgary.
                First four-legged? How many two-legged ones have received them? (Not including humans)
                Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kassiopeia
                  First four-legged? How many two-legged ones have received them? (Not including humans)
                  Stephen Harper.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #11
                      Didn't he get his degree in Comp/Sci?

                      And honors no less!

                      That's one smart dog.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher

                        Stephen Harper.
                        It is true. Stephen Harper is super-human.

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                        • #13
                          he studies at home?

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                          • #14
                            However, all jokes aside, that is pretty classy of them.

                            Er... no pun intended, of course. It's my wife's influence you know.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                              Cats are way ****ing smarter than dogs, anyway.
                              They know that live experience is more important than a university education.
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                              "Capitalism ho!"

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