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I mean sure, that's fine by me, but it only means bible isn't word to word accurate then 
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And isn't it a sad wonder that anyone fails to see that?The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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And who the hell is King James. The bible we read today is King James's version. Is he God? Ich don't think zo..In da butt.
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What do you expect out of thousand year old, mouth-passed stories?Originally posted by Pekka
I mean sure, that's fine by me, but it only means bible isn't word to word accurate then.
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Do you have a bad signal or why do you keep making weird rebuttals.In da butt.
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This is the oddest non-argument I've ever seen."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
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Pekka, Pekka.
The reason why there are no dinosaurs is because they were killed in the Flood. They're not mentioned in the Bible because, well, because they weren't "chosen", like all the other animals.
Silly boy. I thought it was obvious.
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Ohh.. I thought they died earlier... when it got chilly.. So why the first mention of them big buggers is on... 1700s, 1800s? when science discovered there were such big bastards? I mean OK they weren't chosen then, but I figure they would have been worth a mention anyway. Besides, science has also shown they did in fact take the beating from ice age, not flood....................
And who the hell is King James??!!In da butt.
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King James is the king who allowed the first "official" English Bible. The Bible created under him is one of the, possibly the, finest example of English prose.Comment
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So.. did God speak to King James saying 'yes, this translation is correct' or was he master linguist? Oh and the fact that some things really do not translate into other languages is a problem. So we must discard King James' version all together, unless God spoke him directly, approving his translation.In da butt.
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You're now being silly. Given those guidelines, all religious texts that are revealed by God must be destroyed as they aren't the actual revelations but mere approximations (and translations) of.Comment
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How about insects? They aren't even mentioned in Genesis. Bacteria?Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
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According to many in the U.S., the KJB was divinely inspired, such that it is the only true bible. It isn't a translation according these folks, but the revealed word of God.Originally posted by Pekka
So.. did God speak to King James saying 'yes, this translation is correct'Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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JohnT, No, they just should be treated as that..manuals.
che, would those be the same folks who says Noah also put dinos in the ark?In da butt.
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No, they say the dinos missed the boat.Originally posted by Pekka
che, would those be the same folks who says Noah also put dinos in the ark?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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