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  • #46
    omg!

    counter pwnage!!!!

    Dear telemarketers,

    When I say I can't afford continuing the subscription for donald duck magazine I had when I was 4 years old and quit when I was 9 years old, it's really true, and when I say that I'm not even interested in the magazine anymore and that I don't have kids or anyone else who would be interested, stop calling me. Don't call me next year either. Please. I - won't - buy.

    Every time I have asked politely to be removed from your calling lists. I will ask this next time also, and I will ask your name too. Yes. I will now know where you live, ****er.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #47
      You want good HR for new graduates.

      Look at someone's transcript. If they got less than a B+ average, don't bother.

      If they did better, look for the most obscure course they took and tell them to give you a five minute summary of the book. If they can't, they didn't read it and lived off lectures. Either that or their memory is crap. In either case don't bother.

      There should only be a couple of people left. Choose the most attractive one.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #48
        Agathon:

        Boris doesn't work in Academia, ergo he needs a slightly more professional screening.
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #49
          Boris doesn't work in Academia, ergo he needs a slightly more professional screening.


          I was talking about hiring new grads in any job that requires any brains. The last part was facetious.
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Agathon
            I was talking about hiring new grads in any job that requires any brains. The last part was facetious.
            I was hoping your entire post was facetious
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #51
              I was hoping your entire post was facetious


              nope. All the other people should be janitors or journalists.
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Agathon
                Boris doesn't work in Academia, ergo he needs a slightly more professional screening.


                I was talking about hiring new grads in any job that requires any brains. The last part was facetious.
                That was the most important part!
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Agathon
                  nope. All the other people should be janitors or journalists.
                  You're really a slave of your clique's logic. The Germans have a great word for that: "Fach-Idiot"
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Japher
                    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

                    'cause 7 was a cannibal!

                    What?!

                    Those jobs that ask for exactly or at least a certain amount of experience are ridiculous...but let's face it, I've always found HR departments to be awful anyway...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #55
                      You're really a slave of your clique's logic. The Germans have a great word for that: "Fach-Idiot"


                      I've just marked too many papers, and I know I'm a slacker. I have no confidence in the future of the human race.


                      And who cares what the Krauts think – they loved Hitler.
                      Only feebs vote.

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