President Bush goes fishing

[Winston]

I saw this today on Berlingske Tidende, it gave me a few laughs, and so I thought I'd share it here.

The story is that President George W. Bush held a press conference, his first in a long time, on Social Security reform among other things. At least these photos were taken while the President was talking passionately about Social Security. But how about we try to envision Bush relating this most exciting fishing trip he was on...

[Winston]

There it was, in mid stream, a salmon weighing at least 16 pounds...

[Winston]

But was he gonna take the bait...

[Winston]

So I used my best fly...

[Whaleboy]

No.

[Winston]

And... yee-haw! I got him hooked...

[Winston]

Oh my, what a true fighter he was...

[Winston]

About this big...

[Winston]

And then the line snapped...

[Winston]

Ugh, what a major bummer...

[Whaleboy]

Pen missile!!

[Winston]

Hmm, ya'll aren't accusing me of lying are you...

[KrazyHorse]

This isn't even close to funny.

[Ben Kenobi]

[Theben]

Consies suck at attempts of humor.