what kind of person you can stand the least?

[Japher]

What the hell is going on in here! Stay on topic!â„¢

[JohnT]

Dog farts!â„¢

[Japher]

I betcha if you made some odd shapped sour candy and called them Dog Fartsâ„¢, and had a dispenser that made it look like the dog pooped them out, that you'd make a fortune.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Japher
I betcha if you made some odd shapped sour candy and called them Dog Fartsâ„¢, and had a dispenser that made it look like the dog pooped them out, that you'd make a fortune.

...JohnT runs to the patent office...

[Dis]

Originally posted by JohnT


Hold the ALT key down and type 0153 on the keypad. â„¢

Scottish terriers are smallish dogs with large hearts. And an amazing flatulence capacity, the sort that would evacuate entire office parks.

testâ„¢

[Lancer]

Originally posted by JohnT
Dog farts!â„¢

[Capt Dizle]

Originally posted by Oerdin
I hate arrogant people who think their **** doesn't stink.

I know an arrogant person whose **** doesn't stink. She found out that it's meat that causes the smell so she became a vegetarian.

[Dis]

so you routinely smell her feces?

[Shi Huangdi]

Woohoo! â„¢

[chequita guevara]

[Ming]

I see this thread won't last much longer...

[Japher]

I'm not real keen on pessimists.

[Lancer]

X 3!

[Spiffor]

I' quite tolerant with people and their character flaws. Arrogant people, OTOH, stink more than dog farts â„¢

[Winston]

Originally posted by Japher
I betcha if you made some odd shapped sour candy and called them Dog Fartsâ„¢, and had a dispenser that made it look like the dog pooped them out, that you'd make a fortune.

Funny you should say that, we actually had (or have?, I'm not much into sweets) a highly popular line of candy here with names such as Dog farts, Gull's droppings, Pee diapers, Owl's vomit, Boogers and so on. They were among the first advertisers on TV in the late 1980's, and I remember their commercials were a topic of much popular debate back then. Which of course was just what the manufacturer wanted, as sales went through the roof everytime they launched a new candy variety with an even slimier name than the ones before.

Edit: They're still around, they even run an amusement park dedicated to "The world's funniest candy". Yeah, right.. Here is their website (in English).