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I remember discovering that I was straight when I was about 13.
I thought, "Am I gay?"
Pause for 1/2 a second...
"Nah."
Thinking about hot women morning, noon and night might have had something to do with it.Only feebs vote.Comment
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Can't milk her for stuff 'cause she's poor and actually borrows money from me sometimes (despite my poverty).
The hot friends idea is off the agenda because my girlfriend wouldn't be too impressed about that.
But I'm not the kinda person that capitalizes on people's feelings. Least of all family. Hell, I even feel bad saying that because I'm afraid it'll hurt your feelings by making you feel bad about yourselves for making those suggestions . So yeah, I think that perhaps I'm a little too sensitive
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I was 3 years old.Originally posted by Agathon
I remember discovering that I was straight when I was about 13.
I thought, "Am I gay?"
Pause for 1/2 a second...
"Nah."
Thinking about hot women morning, noon and night might have had something to do with it.
Maybe earlier, but that was my earliest memory.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Losing his virginity to a hooker would probably scar him for life.
You clearly underestimate me. I get my share, I just dont share.
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True Playas don't kiss and tellWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Why?
She's a rather attractive lady...
Is it because she has the short haircut?
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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I think my colleague Dr Strangelove has a point in his earlier post, besides everyone has dreams about homosexuality one time or another. It´s no biggie, really.Originally posted by Space05us
You clearly underestimate me. I get my share, I just dont share.
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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No it´s because she looks like a dogOriginally posted by Ben Kenobi
Why?
She's a rather attractive lady...
Is it because she has the short haircut?
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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I just wish I had a better photo.
I mean this is one that hasn't been airbrushed.
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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speak for yourself.Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
I think my colleague Dr Strangelove has a point in his earlier post, besides everyone has dreams about homosexuality one time or another. It´s no biggie, really.
I never have. Though I have dreamt of 3 ways with 2 guys and one girl.Comment
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Who is it anyway? She looks like Julie Andrews...I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Hot guys?Originally posted by Dissident
speak for yourself.
I never have. Though I have dreamt of 3 ways with 2 guys and one girl.
I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Hmm, still waiting for my homosexuality dream.Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
I think my colleague Dr Strangelove has a point in his earlier post, besides everyone has dreams about homosexuality one time or another. It´s no biggie, really.
My sub-conscious is short-changing me!!!
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