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No, it's:
Can't live with them, pass the beernuts.
Can't live with them, pass the beernuts.
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Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice. -
I think I'm pretty much done with relationships myself. I'm 36 and all of mine have sucked. I haven't found a decent women that will have me, and I probably never will.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Dammit, I was gonna post that one. Great line from "Cheers". Norm was a great character.Originally posted by Garth Vader
No, it's:
Can't live with them, pass the beernuts.
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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Re: Women.
You don't understand women very well.Originally posted by Oerdin
I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.
It's all your fault. Didn't you know that?Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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The only way they will admit that it is half their fault is when they really **** you over.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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Re: Women.
What? Poly isn't worth the whole story?Originally posted by Oerdin
Can't live with them; can't live without them.
I just got into my first big fight with my current girlfriend and it is at least half my fault. This sucks.
You drunken bonehead.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Maybe it really is his fault and he doesn't want to say what he did? ....... Nah.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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He posted the story at CG.Originally posted by Kidicious
Maybe it really is his fault and he doesn't want to say what he did? ....... Nah.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Oh. We got the bunk ****.
I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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He posted the story on CG and he shouldn't back down!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Well, everytime I see one of those documentaries about lions, the males just show up every now and then to beat up hyenas.Originally posted by Bkeela
According to some anthropological theories, prior to civilisation, men and women lived virtually seperate lives.
Males evolved lean bodies to suit hunting, while the female body evolved to suit a more sedentary, gathering life style.
The fat distribution differences between our bodies further illustrate this seperate existence. The female body is perfectly shaped to tolerate heat in confined circumstances. Large surface areas such as the back, stomach and legs would have been devoid of fat - perfect for heat loss, while necessary fat reserves were isolated to rounded, poor heat conducting shapes like buttocks and breasts. I don't think it is a coincidence that the sight of full breasts and bottom flutter the male heart, for they are a sign of good child bearing capability, with ample fat reserves to sustain the child.
Meanwhile males didn't require such fat allocation, for they roamed free in the wind. Thus the male body tends to distrubute fat evenly, including the beer gut. All this assumes our ancestors evolved in a very hot place, otherwise we would not have needed to evolve the ability to sweat.
So in conclusion, we were never meant to live with each other in the first place.
The female lions do all the hunting and child raising.
Other than that, the males just sleep all day.
Last edited by Ted Striker; August 3, 2020, 07:15.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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So what did you do anyway Oerdin?
You said she was fat, didn't you??We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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You didn't do an MRT144 did you?
Whoops... that used to mean one crime, now it means several.. each more dastardly than the last.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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Agathon, I think there is more to come in that saga...We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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I know... isn't it great?
BTW I was referring to MRT saying the wrong name during a ****.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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