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Originally posted by JohnT
Now take that aggression and say "I'm getting me a girl!"Do you think if it was that straightforward I wouldn't have done that by now? As I said, read...
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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Originally posted by Gibsie
Hmm, doesn't sound like the heat got cranked up a notch for the Diplomat. Keep looking around I'd say, maybe keep the girl on the backburner.
Here's the funny part. At one point though she tells me that an old guy kissed her. Naturally I asked her what happened. She explains that she went to hug this old man that she knows and he licked her cheek. She said it was very gross. So, I joked that she probably wouldn't have minded if it had been a hot young guy. She said no, that she still would have turned away. I figured that was a signal that she did not want to be kissed.
After the play, she commented that one of the guys in the play is gay so she thought it was funny that in the play he has to kiss a girl who dresses like a boy. She actually says to me: "Imagine he has to kiss that girl when he uses his mouth on a man's p.e.n.i.s."'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"
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Penis isn't censored as it is a correct anatomical term...if it was then the admins here would be exceedingly prudish.
Hmmm, that is a perculiar line of thought...could hint at a morbid obsession with gays...a *** hag perhaps?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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Originally posted by JohnT
So, she's not into oral.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by JohnT
So, she's not into oral.
And she can't say the word "penis" w/o sounding like a 10-year old girl whispering dirty secrets to her little friends. (Provost, I think she spelled it out in conversation.)
"Cya!"Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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move on!...there a lot more fishy women in the methaforical Sea of Love.......
on a more general note: dont go on Poly trying to be funny when you arent having a funny day...i just found that out for myselfBunnies!
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Originally posted by The diplomat
No heat, not even a kiss
Here's the funny part. At one point though she tells me that an old guy kissed her. Naturally I asked her what happened. She explains that she went to hug this old man that she knows and he licked her cheek. She said it was very gross. So, I joked that she probably wouldn't have minded if it had been a hot young guy. She said no, that she still would have turned away. I figured that was a signal that she did not want to be kissed.
After the play, she commented that one of the guys in the play is gay so she thought it was funny that in the play he has to kiss a girl who dresses like a boy. She actually says to me: "Imagine he has to kiss that girl when he uses his mouth on a man's p.e.n.i.s."Is she amish or something? Holy crap.
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Originally posted by The diplomat
No heat, not even a kiss
Here's the funny part. At one point though she tells me that an old guy kissed her. Naturally I asked her what happened. She explains that she went to hug this old man that she knows and he licked her cheek. She said it was very gross. So, I joked that she probably wouldn't have minded if it had been a hot young guy. She said no, that she still would have turned away. I figured that was a signal that she did not want to be kissed.
After the play, she commented that one of the guys in the play is gay so she thought it was funny that in the play he has to kiss a girl who dresses like a boy. She actually says to me: "Imagine he has to kiss that girl when he uses his mouth on a man's p.e.n.i.s."
Just take my advice and you will be fine.
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