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    Was Jesus an *ssbirth?
    Audi_Driver4... Posted: Apr 06, 2005 05:19 PM Quote
    Posts: 22 in the last 60 days


    Ponder this. This is not a wholly deductive proof.

    P1: Mary remained ever virgin. This is disputed by some historical accounts and even some versions of Christianity, but a large contingent still believes this.

    P2: Some form of life begins at conception, and a child being born is at least considered human.

    P3: Jesus was a human male. Divine, but also human with human frailties, hence the crucifixion.

    P4: Human males have *******.

    P5: The act of sex, which is the passing of a ***** of a living human through a ******, ends the condition known as "virginity."

    C1/P6: Therefore, the act of birth, where the entire body of a living human passes through the ******, including the *****, would end a woman's virginity (P2-P5).

    C2: Jesus could not have been a ******* birth (P1, P6).

    C3: TO avoid this problem and still account for a normal visible pregnancy, Jesus could have been an *ssbirth.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      nice troll
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #4
        This is even more lacking in quality than your usual posts...
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        • #5
          mary was a gay ****

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            • #7
              So you believe she could only have been with Joseph?
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              • #8
                So you believe she could only have been with Joseph?


                It's not a very good start to your career as a Catholic to insinuate that Mary was a slut.
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #9
                  I love the response to the post on the ESPN board .
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Penis and Vagina are censored on those boards... wierd.
                    I changed my signature

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                      I love the response to the post on the ESPN board .
                      who in the hell cares about the Cincinatti Reds?

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                      • #12
                        Plenty of people... after all, they did win a bunch of World Series in the 70s
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                          This is even more lacking in quality than your usual posts...
                          F*ck you, Drake. Apparently, you're the only one ... so far ... who didn't immediately recognize the fact that I was pointing out the shear stupidity of Audi_Driver4's post.
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #14
                            It's not a very good start to your career as a Catholic to insinuate that Mary was a slut.
                            I figure one good troll, deserves another.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #15
                              F*ck you, Drake.




                              Not even a challenge anymore...
                              KH FOR OWNER!
                              ASHER FOR CEO!!
                              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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