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tell her you are concerned about her health
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Why not just tell her you are concerned for her health?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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why dont you just tell her you are concerned for her health??"Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito MussoliniComment
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Insult her until she becomes anorexic.Comment
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"I was going to tell you what things about you annoy me. But after looking up the life expectancy of obese smoking women on the Internet I reckon I can toughen it out."
Or "accidentally" leave this thread open.Comment
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first one is pretty good.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Is there an echo?Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
why dont you just tell her you are concerned for her health??Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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The correct answer is,What's Nice Way of Telling Someone They're the Size of a Blue ****ing WHALE?
"Excuse me, you are the size of an effing blue whale."Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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And it's a loud one...Originally posted by chegitz guevara
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