What's Nice Way of Telling Someone They're the Size of a Blue ****ing WHALE?

[Space05us]

Because my sisters gf is really annoying the piss out of me. When she woke up this morning the first thing she did was drink a soda (after turning the heat up ), now she gets out of bed (3hours after turning in) and eats.

The other day she was *****ing about her clothes mysteriously shrinking. All of our clothes get washed together and niether mine or my sisters clothes are shrinking.

What I really hate most of all though is the fact that my sisters last gf went to the gym religiously and was ****ing HOT. This one is a spoiled tub of ****ing lard.

Yes Ive talked to my sister about it, shes been dropping not-so-subtle hints to her gf, but she such a dumb ****ing chunk of fat that it all gets stuck in the rolls in her inner ear.

[Asmodean]

Why not just say it?

I have always felt that wrapping such a message up too nicely either spoils the message, or comes across condescending.

Asmodean

[Space05us]

Why not just say it?

I have to live with her until I leave to New Mexico. I dont know her either, I dont know how she would take it. I could call her a ****ing whale and next thing I know shes beating me with a frying pan.

Part of me feels bad for her because she's a complete dumbass when it comes to nutrition and she doesnt see her death speeding towards her head on like a freight train.

on top of her being obese she smokes as well.

[lightblue]

You could tell her to watch out with swimming near where you live as she might get harpooned?

[DRoseDARs]

Subtle and humorous:

[DaShi]

Roses are red.
Blue whales are blue.
They are also fat tubs of blubber.
And so are you.

[Asmodean]

I must say for your sister that she has quite a broad taste, if her previous gf was hot.

What does she see in her new gf??

Asmodean

[DRoseDARs]

There's also the "This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs..." approach:

Sis, either you want to look like this by Halloween:


Or you want to look like this by Halloween:


Any questions?

[C0ckney]

what good would calling her a fat cow do?

[atomant]

you could try commenting on how well she is holding her figure, considering she is so along in her 'pregnancy'

When she says she is not pregnant, you can blush and say something like "I thought a woman of your stature would naturally be preganant?"

[Combat Ingrid]

Just ignore her

[Zulu Elephant]

Print off this image, hold it up to her and say "If you looked like this, we'd all be a lot better off"

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by atomant
you could try commenting on how well she is holding her figure, considering she is so along in her 'pregnancy'

When she says she is not pregnant, you can blush and say something like "I thought a woman of your stature would naturally be preganant?"

Erm, we are talking about lesbians, aren't we?

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by C0ckney
what good would calling her a fat cow do?

By letting her know she's ballooning at a noticable rate. While extra blubber is good for animals in cold climates, it's not so good for Humans.

[Demerzel]

Hehe, ask her "who ate all the pies?"