What's Nice Way of Telling Someone They're the Size of a Blue ****ing WHALE?

[Winston]

Next time you see her, instead of just walking past you climb over her.

When she asks why, you say you don't really need the extra exercise.

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by atomant
you could try commenting on how well she is holding her figure, considering she is so along in her 'pregnancy'

When she says she is not pregnant, you can blush and say something like "I thought a woman of your stature would naturally be preganant?"

What "Stature" implies that a woman should be pregnant?



The only thing I could think of, is perhaps the 'stature' of being a prostitute. That's not a very good recovery.

[JohnT]

What "Stature" implies that a woman should be pregnant?

You don't know what a pregnant woman looks like?!?

[RGBVideo]

wait... there are >2 lesbians in Barrow? I thought it had a population of something like 500?

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by JohnT

What "Stature" implies that a woman should be pregnant?

You don't know what a pregnant woman looks like?!?

Apparently not, as I did not know that pregnancy had an effect on the woman's height.

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by VJ
wait... there are >2 lesbians in Barrow? I thought it had a population of something like 500?

if there's a population of 500 there should be atleast 50 gays.

[Az]

on top of her being obese she smokes as well.

Highway to hell.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by General Ludd
if there's a population of 500 there should be atleast 50 gays.

We're talking about uncloseted gay women in a provincial town here

[Az]

actually, it would be more like 25 gay people ( it's 5% not 10%, IIRC). from them, about a third, IIRC would be lesbians. so that cuts it to around 8.

one of them is space's sister....

[Ecthy]

another one is hot, the third is a whale.... leaves enough space to speculate...

[Ecthy]

the website says it's 4500 inhabitants...

the sign on city entrance probably reads like

population 6,000 4,500 2,997

[MRT144]

dude, tell her shes not fat yet, but if she doesnt change her ways she will be.

[MRT144]

i know a gay alaskan, he also happens to be eskimo. hes the only gay eskimo.

[Az]

the website says it's 4500 inhabitants...

the sign on city entrance probably reads like

population 6,000 4,500 2,997

[alva]

Originally posted by VJ
wait... there are >2 lesbians in Barrow? I thought it had a population of something like 500?

What?! She's not the only gay in the village???