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  • The streets of England are deserted. There's no traffic, you can see no-one moving. It's a still summers night, the air thick with grass pollen. As you wander round the deserted streets you see a brightly lit pub on the corner. From the pub a rumbling of human voices gets louder and louder... then for a few seconds silence before it's suddenly broken by the sounds of hundreds of men crying out in pain. Things go quiet. For a few minutes nothing, then in twos and threes broken men emerge from the pub door. Clad in white and red, flags and novelty hats hung so low from hands they practically drag on the grey tarmac. No-one speaks. No-one looks up. The sky seems to suddenly get dark and the warm summer night air chills.

    Someone mutters under their breath "David f*cking Batty."
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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    • Originally posted by notyoueither
      Speaking of new world hope, is Hargreaves going to ever get a sniff? He's from Calgary, so I would understand if you assigned him to the retards class, but I have it on good authority that he should be a starter for England.
      He's very good but Lampard and Gerrard are keeping him out of the team. Then there's Butt who was one of the players of the 2002 world cup (that's what Pele said) as a backup to them as well. He's unlucky that he's playing in that position and up against those players but he's part of the squad and gets regular sub appearances.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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      • Originally posted by MikeH
        The streets of England are deserted. There's no traffic, you can see no-one moving. It's a still summers night, the air thick with grass pollen. As you wander round the deserted streets you see a brightly lit pub on the corner. From the pub a rumbling of human voices gets louder and louder... then for a few seconds silence before it's suddenly broken by the sounds of hundreds of men crying out in pain. Things go quiet. For a few minutes nothing, then in twos and threes broken men emerge from the pub door. Clad in white and red, flags and novelty hats hung so low from hands they practically drag on the grey tarmac. No-one speaks. No-one looks up. The sky seems to suddenly get dark and the warm summer night air chills.

        Someone mutters under their breath "David f*cking Batty."
        That's the problem with you old world lot. Living too much in the past.

        Live in the future! Win!

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        • I was just trying to describe what it's like. The whole country goes into mourning. The team need to believe they are going to win. I'm not getting my hopes up... ok, I am but I'm trying to be realistic.
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          • Ah. A Red Sox fan at heart. Well, take heart!
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            • more on atouba today in the paper, he's claiming that joey barton 'racially abused' him and in responce he elbowed him in the face.

              i wonder what the FA will have to say about this, hopefully something along the lines of 'pull the other one, it's got bells on'.
              "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

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              • No racism in football implies the guy with the sectarian song in his sig.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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                • It seems to be the standard response these days 'I was racially abused' and contrary to the law of the land the accused is not innocent until proven guilty.

                  Eto claimed a Chelsea steward called him a 'Monkey of sh!t', I mean WTF? Who would use a sentence like that? Not even Chelsea fans are that dumb.

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                  • it's possible that Sir John Terry might not even make the team because Campbell and Ferdinand are even better and two world class forwards in Owen and Rooney, plus we actually have really good cover in pretty much every position.

                    Cambell is good?????


                    If you want to win you will have to change your program, English players are wrecked before they even begin the competition, the same reason why you always struggle in march (no winterstop)

                    The second thing is you need to learn to play less naieve, it's all great to watch but hopeless to win with such a game especially in a knock-out competition. There is a reason why both the Germans and the Italians always do well(and why the Dutch haven't ever won anything either).
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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                    • Originally posted by reds4ever
                      It seems to be the standard response these days 'I was racially abused' and contrary to the law of the land the accused is not innocent until proven guilty.
                      Yes. Atouba is innocent until proven guilty and he's allowed to make points in his defence. Similarly if there is a complaint of racial abuse against Barton we should treat him as innoccent until proven guilty.
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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                      • Originally posted by alva

                        Cambell is good?????
                        Campbell is excellent. I'm not the only one to think so, he's been in UEFA's team of the tournament for the last two world cups, and look at the difference in Arsenal's defensive record without him. Plus, he's just excellent. Strong, fast, great tackler, great in the air, reads the game brilliantly. Our best defender for the last many seasons.

                        Originally posted by alva
                        If you want to win you will have to change your program, English players are wrecked before they even begin the competition, the same reason why you always struggle in march (no winterstop)
                        Agree. Next season we are changing the season structure, also there is talk about even playing the FA Cup final midweek so Erikkson can have the players for longer with a bigger break before the tournament.


                        Originally posted by alva The second thing is you need to learn to play less naieve, it's all great to watch but hopeless to win with such a game especially in a knock-out competition. There is a reason why both the Germans and the Italians always do well(and why the Dutch haven't ever won anything either).
                        Also agree to an extent, Mourinho is certainly teaching that to the Chelsea players. You have to play to your strengths though, I mean look at Brazil, they don't play in that naive way and they've won it more than anyone. BTW we have wone one thing.
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                        • Originally posted by MikeH


                          Yes. Atouba is innocent until proven guilty and he's allowed to make points in his defence. Similarly if there is a complaint of racial abuse against Barton we should treat him as innoccent until proven guilty.
                          well seeing as how there's a video of him elbowing joey barton full in the face, i'd say he's pretty much been proven guilty.

                          in view of that it's pretty easy to play the race card and say 'yeah well i might have elbowed him off the ball but he called me a bad name'
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • I purposely didn't bring up Chelsea (already did that last time ), but yeah, that's the ticket.

                            I mean look at Brazil, they don't play in that naive way and they've won it more than anyone.

                            Don't you mean "Do" here instead of don't? Though they changed style a couple of times last few tournaments.

                            And while you may have officially won one, I still think think it was bogus though.
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • Yes, I meant do.

                              Have you watched the whole match of the '66 final? We totally dominated that game.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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                              • Well Brazil do generally do have better players than you have and they often have an esier run getting there and have often have an easier first round.

                                They too though usually have at least one game where they could have gone out.

                                Have you watched the whole match of the '66 final? We totally dominated that game.

                                Pfff, don't need to, if the ref starts awarding goals where non should be given....what's the point.
                                Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                                Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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