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    Evening, slags!

    Seeing as we've been bouncing around the topic of youth rights recently, largely courtesy of our one-"man" (if that's not an ageist label) political lobby group Ozzy, let's get some personal lines drawn. What do you think the age limits for the following should be? Feel free to impose lower and/or upper limits if you think it's appropriate, and elaborate as much as you feel inclined to.

    Oh yes- knowing Poly, I expect to see lots of suggestions that age limits should be abolished and replaced by some sort of selection board to determine whether sufficient levels of maturity are being displayed. If you feel that way, please feel free to annotate your responses with the phrase "I wouldn't recognise pragmatism even if it had spent the past millennium with my genitals in its mouth".

    Here they go!

    1- Leave full-time education.

    2- Drive a car.

    3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.

    4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.

    5- Have sex.

    6- Buy porn.

    7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.

    8- Get married.

    9- See front-line service in the army.

    10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.

    11- Vote.

    12- Become President.

    13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.

    14- Adopt children.

    15- Gamble.

    16- Get executed.

    17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

  • #2
    Re: Age rights- draw your lines

    Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
    1- Leave full-time education.


    19

    2- Drive a car.


    16

    3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.


    25

    4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.


    Never

    5- Have sex.


    With whom?
    12 for peers
    19 for any age
    Grace period for trans-19 romances

    6- Buy porn.


    14

    7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.


    16

    8- Get married.


    25

    9- See front-line service in the army.


    25

    10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.


    Never

    11- Vote.


    16

    12- Become President.


    25

    13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.


    19

    14- Adopt children.


    25

    15- Gamble.


    19

    16- Get executed.


    Never

    17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.


    25
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    • #3
      Shouldn't you have included "buy alcohol" and "buy tobacco" in there somewhere?
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
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      • #4
        Nice of you to have my cat as an avatar, didn't know you knew him.

        1- Leave full-time education.
        Eh what? You leave when you're finished, I was 25.

        2- Drive a car.
        18

        3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.
        A few years driving experience.

        4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.
        10

        5- Have sex.
        When you're ready for the responsibility.

        6- Buy porn.
        Zero

        7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.
        18

        8- Get married.
        18

        9- See front-line service in the army.
        18

        10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.
        18 - if you got a hunting licence

        11- Vote.
        18

        12- Become President.
        18

        13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.
        18

        14- Adopt children.
        18

        15- Gamble.
        15 - with your own money and without credit

        16- Get executed.
        Nope. No age limit for suicide.

        17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.
        18 without parental premission.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Stefu
          Shouldn't you have included "buy alcohol" and "buy tobacco" in there somewhere?
          Sorry- I grew up in Somerset. I forgot that in some foreign parts age limits may apply to those healthy childhood pastimes.
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • #6
            1- Leave full-time education.

            18

            2- Drive a car.

            14

            3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.

            21

            4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.

            18

            5- Have sex.

            16

            6- Buy porn.

            18

            7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.

            18

            8- Get married.

            16

            9- See front-line service in the army.

            18

            10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.

            14

            11- Vote.

            21

            12- Become President.

            40

            13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.

            18

            14- Adopt children.

            30

            15- Gamble.

            21

            16- Get executed.

            I don't support execution, but if I did, the age would be 16

            17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.

            0
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DanS


              17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.

              0
              "Mummy! Mummy! I've bought a leopard!"
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #8
                Re: Re: Age rights- draw your lines

                Originally posted by St Leo

                8- Get married.


                25

                9- See front-line service in the army.


                25
                Yes, I see your reasoning here.

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                • #9
                  "Mummy! Mummy! I've bought a leopard!"
                  Kid's got to learn how to treat animals sometime!
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #10
                    Krill

                    [size]Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp[/size]
                    1- Leave full-time education.


                    15


                    2- Drive a car.


                    17


                    3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.


                    21


                    4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.


                    21


                    5- Have sex.


                    With whom?
                    14 for peers
                    17 for any age


                    6- Buy porn.


                    14


                    7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.


                    17


                    8- Get married.


                    18

                    9- See front-line service in the army.


                    23


                    10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.


                    Never


                    11- Vote.


                    Never...


                    12- Become President.


                    Better to put head of state/leader of country. 21


                    13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.


                    17


                    14- Adopt children.


                    21

                    15- Gamble.


                    Never


                    16- Get executed.


                    17


                    17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.


                    21
                    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                    • #11
                      Leave full-time education.
                      16- largely because if 16 years olds really don't want to be educated, they're quite likely to make the last two years of school worse for those who do.

                      Drive a car.
                      16

                      Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.
                      Probably 18 would be the minimum, if they've been driving since 16. I think this should be an abilities thing rather than age-based. I wouldn't feel comfortable driving a bus at 20, but I know 18 year olds who would, and who could drive it well given the training.

                      Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.
                      16, but ideally separate legislation on working conditions would render this impossible anyway.

                      Have sex, Buy porn
                      14
                      Though personally I would probably discourage 14 year olds from exercising these liberties.

                      Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.
                      18

                      Get married.
                      16

                      See front-line service in the army.
                      18

                      Own a 12-bore shotgun.
                      18

                      Vote.
                      16

                      Become President.
                      25

                      Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.
                      16

                      Adopt children.
                      25

                      Gamble.
                      16

                      Get executed.
                      16, although again, ideally this should also be impossible.

                      Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.
                      16

                      Drink alcohol
                      12

                      Buy alcohol, tobacco
                      16


                      So
                      16: rights granted to allow the individual to live their life
                      18: rights granted to allow the individual to **** up their life
                      25: rights granted to allow the individual control over other lives
                      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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                      • #12
                        1- Leave full-time education.
                        18

                        2- Drive a car.
                        16

                        3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.
                        18 with proper training

                        4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.
                        20

                        5- Have sex.
                        12

                        6- Buy porn.
                        12

                        7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.
                        softcore-16
                        hardcore-18

                        8- Get married.
                        21

                        9- See front-line service in the army.
                        19

                        10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.
                        18

                        11- Vote.
                        16

                        12- Become President.
                        25

                        13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.
                        18

                        14- Adopt children.
                        21

                        15- Gamble.
                        18

                        16- Get executed.
                        18, and only for trason and terrorism

                        17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.
                        18




                        Buy and consume alcohol
                        Buy alcohol-18
                        Consume alcohol-15 with parent's permission

                        buy and use tobacco and recreational drugs
                        18

                        Run for Congress
                        18 for House
                        21 for Senate

                        Get abortion
                        no age limit, so pregant teens are protected from fundy parents.
                        Last edited by Odin; March 14, 2005, 14:56.

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                        • #13
                          1- Leave full-time education.


                          16

                          2- Drive a car.


                          16

                          3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.


                          18

                          4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.


                          18

                          5- Have sex.


                          Full age of consent at 16. Limited consent younger than that.

                          6- Buy porn.


                          16

                          7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.


                          18

                          8- Get married.


                          18

                          9- See front-line service in the army.


                          18

                          10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.


                          18

                          11- Vote.


                          18

                          12- Become President.


                          18

                          13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.


                          18

                          14- Adopt children.


                          18

                          15- Gamble.


                          18

                          16- Get executed.


                          Ideally never. There's no valid reason to keep capital punishment around. In societies which are sick enough to enjoy murdering their own citizens, 18 is as fair an age as you can get.

                          17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.


                          18

                          Should be added to your list: get an abortion
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                            Should be added to your list: get an abortion
                            Isn't it counterproductive for that to be anything other than the age of consent?
                            Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                            "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                            • #15
                              Re: Re: Age rights- draw your lines

                              Originally posted by St Leo
                              Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                              5- Have sex.


                              With whom?
                              12 for peers
                              19 for any age
                              Grace period for trans-19 romances

                              6- Buy porn.


                              14

                              7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.


                              16
                              This makes no sense. So you can appear in porn at the age of 16, but you can only be filmed doing it with other 16 year olds? Sort of silly...
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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