Evening, slags!
Seeing as we've been bouncing around the topic of youth rights recently, largely courtesy of our one-"man" (if that's not an ageist label) political lobby group Ozzy, let's get some personal lines drawn. What do you think the age limits for the following should be? Feel free to impose lower and/or upper limits if you think it's appropriate, and elaborate as much as you feel inclined to.
Oh yes- knowing Poly, I expect to see lots of suggestions that age limits should be abolished and replaced by some sort of selection board to determine whether sufficient levels of maturity are being displayed. If you feel that way, please feel free to annotate your responses with the phrase "I wouldn't recognise pragmatism even if it had spent the past millennium with my genitals in its mouth".
Here they go!
1- Leave full-time education.
2- Drive a car.
3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.
4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.
5- Have sex.
6- Buy porn.
7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.
8- Get married.
9- See front-line service in the army.
10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.
11- Vote.
12- Become President.
13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.
14- Adopt children.
15- Gamble.
16- Get executed.
17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.
Seeing as we've been bouncing around the topic of youth rights recently, largely courtesy of our one-"man" (if that's not an ageist label) political lobby group Ozzy, let's get some personal lines drawn. What do you think the age limits for the following should be? Feel free to impose lower and/or upper limits if you think it's appropriate, and elaborate as much as you feel inclined to.
Oh yes- knowing Poly, I expect to see lots of suggestions that age limits should be abolished and replaced by some sort of selection board to determine whether sufficient levels of maturity are being displayed. If you feel that way, please feel free to annotate your responses with the phrase "I wouldn't recognise pragmatism even if it had spent the past millennium with my genitals in its mouth".
Here they go!
1- Leave full-time education.
2- Drive a car.
3- Drive a heavy goods vehicle or bus.
4- Work a 12-hour shift down a coal mine.
5- Have sex.
6- Buy porn.
7- Appear in porn in an obvious state of physical arousal.
8- Get married.
9- See front-line service in the army.
10- Own a 12-bore shotgun.
11- Vote.
12- Become President.
13- Have a credit card, personal loan or mortgage.
14- Adopt children.
15- Gamble.
16- Get executed.
17- Buy a pet. Like a Pit Bull or a Python, or something.
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