Cold War NES

[1889]

I just got back. Looks like I missed quite an exciting week. I hope we will have at least throught the weekend to post orders.

[Sheep]

To the USA
From the USSR

You will leave immediatley, we will immediatley send Soviet armed forces to the island of Cuba to restore the rightful government of Cuba. Once this is done we will lift the embargoes. If it is not done immediatley we shall take the next step and begin the systematic destruction of the United States of America which is well within our capabilities.

[1889]

Egypt

Egypt comends the USA on its unilateral decision to cease hostilities in Cuba, but we are disapointed with belligerant USSR response.

We hope that the offer will be accepted and that we can begin to repair the damage. Egypt is ready to help either nation in this effort.

[1889]

Egypt - orders

Farouk Visits London
King Farouk visits the British Prime Minister to thank him for the kind invitation for greater friendship with Egypt. “It is wonderful that we should come to mind as an ally to the British nation during times of such uncertainty. We are pleased to be considered your friends, but we do not wish to do so at the cost of relations with other great nations. We can best be of help to NATO nations as an intermediary for peace and understanding.”

Egypt seeks international role
Egypt offers to send troops to observe the withdrawal of US forces from Cuba and hopes that other neutral nations will join us in this effort. We also offer our hospitality to the USA, Britain and USSR if they would like to meet outside of the UN in neutral territory.

Farouk takes time out for shoes
The king then goes shopping for shoes. While he waited for the clerk to finish sizing him up with the shoe slide rule, the king wondered at the potential of a nation whose teenagers could use such a complex device. He thought of offering the young man a job designing his dam, but changed his mind at the last minute and asked instead if the penny loafers came in burgundy.

Egypt goes ahead with dam
Outside J. Lobb the stylish King took a moment to sign autographs when he was mistaken as Ricardo Montalban. He told the elderly vacationers “Nuclear weapons and a willingness to use them may make a nation a super power, but they do not make a nation great. Greatness is the quality of a nation that has the vision to set examples that inspire the world and ask for the best from its citizens. The Farouk King Dam will be that kind of project. "

Scholarship started
A scholarship is created to send 50 students to the US to study engineering. Some of the students will be blacks and Christians from Sudan. They will train to operate the dam when it is completed.

Jobs created
Large numbers of people throughout the Sudan will be given jobs to build infistructure. Mostly roads to better unite the nation and improve access to where the dam will be built, but also schools, homes and sewage handling stuff.

Lucrative deal proposed
We hope to purchase the large machinery we will need from the USSR.

Foreign investment encouraged
The Farouk King Dam Finance Committee is formed. Its job is to find the money for our project. We will hire an advertising firm to drum up investors. We will keep it before the UN, the World Bank and all foreign nations and charities.

ntelligence agency reformed
Intelligence is strengthened substantially. While we expect that there will be many more foreigners in the country, we want to avoid becoming the secret war zone of the world. The Sudanese insurgents will not be ignored, but we will try not to escalate things there. Focusing on infiltration and surveillance.

The head of the secret police adjusted his fake glasses as he surveyed the lobby of the Cairo Hilton. The fake nose and mustache tickled as he did so, but he was Egypt’s chief spy so he took pride in his incredible discipline. He did not scratch. A large sign in the lobby said, “Welcome secret police. Meeting room C.” He had specifically asked them not to put out a sign. He would talk to Cindy in the hospitality department after the meeting about a partial refund.

Inside the conference room, the lights had been left off for security purposes. He was pleased at the opportunity to use the tiny mini mag “spy” flashlight he kept on his key chain.

The top agents would be enrolled in private investigator correspondent’s courses. “The Big Sleep” and “Maltese Falcon” would be shown continuously at secret police headquarters, and all agents would be issued library cards and urged to check out the Sherlock Holmes and Hardy Boys collections.

[Pave]

Finland

Finland will also send some troops to Cuba for monitoring US withdrawal by Egypt's suggestion.

[Sheep]

To the World
From the USSR

We DO NOT ACCEPT any troops other than those who are allied to the communist cause on the island of people's liberation called Cuba.

Presidente Castro will be reinstated as the rulker of the revolution on Cuba. We restate what has already been said.

You will leave immediatley, we will immediatley send Soviet armed forces to the island of Cuba to restore the rightful government of Cuba. Once this is done we will lift the embargoes. If it is not done immediatley we shall take the next step and begin the systematic destruction of the United States of America which is well within our capabilities.

THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!

[Sheep]

We will allow troops into Cuba from the following countries to regain control for the rightful government.

- Egypt
- Poland
and lastly Finland

We will not accept anyone else for time being.

If this is acceptable we will have the US army remove itself from the island with the Trio Army will land. The Soviet units on the island will remain in place. The Embargo shall continue until this is complied with in full.

Following this the US government fiull recognise Cuban soverginty and the government of Fidel Castro. They will also allow Cuba to make any decisions without any refrence to the USA.

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by Sheep
We will allow troops into Cuba from the following countries to regain control for the rightful government.

- Egypt
- Poland
and lastly Finland

We will not accept anyone else for time being.

If this is acceptable we will have the US army remove itself from the island with the Trio Army will land. The Soviet units on the island will remain in place. The Embargo shall continue until this is complied with in full.

Following this the US government fiull recognise Cuban soverginty and the government of Fidel Castro. They will also allow Cuba to make any decisions without any refrence to the USA.

We will allow the countries of Egypt and Finland to peace make. However, we will not accept any Warsaw Pact countries to be allowed in, only neutral, as you refuse any NATO countries. But do not think that you can boss us around Soviets, NATO is not weaker the the Warsaw Pact, but stronger, and it's laughable to think you could actually invade the United States in the first place, but to do that and defend your Communist areas is insane.

[1889]

Egypt

We comend the Americans for their brave unilateral decision to withdraw. We celebrate the Soviets unflaging aid to a small and distant ally.

We welcome both leaders to Cairo to assist in any final peace negotiations. Please let us Know soon, because we get a discount if we book the room at least 6 weeks in advance.

Our observers are being dispatched to Cuba.

[1889]

The Morgan Freeman Alliance

Egypt is convinced that the American invasion of Cuba was due to the dangerous tensions generated by the extreme polarity of East/West relations.

Mexico's Morgan Freeman Alliance espouses goals in line with Egypt’s own thoughts. We envision a trade and research-sharing co-op of unaligned nations, a place for like-minded nations to work together toward peace while resisting superpower domination.

Egypt does not go so far as boycotting trade with the US; in fact the actual cooperation between Egypt and Mexico is still vague, but like the wily detectives that Morgan Freeman frequently plays in his movies, we will figure something out. For the moment it is encouraging to simply find a nation that shares our ideals.

[Tassadar500]

OOC: My orders will come later today.

[Sheep]

Treaty of Cairo

1/US is to withdraw all troops from Cuba asap

2/USSR is to withdraw 1/2 troops from Cuba asap, another 1/4 the turn after, and the last 1/4 the turn after that

3/Finnish and Egyptian troops are to be put into place until the Cuban government can be stable, which should take one to two turns. They are to withdraw after this.

4/Cuba and the USA are to recognise each other and the Florida Keys, the straits between them and the closest tip of Cuba to the USA are to become a DMZ.

5/USA is to return Gunatoimo Bay to the rule of Cuba

6/Cuba will be a soviergn nation and thus can do whatever it likes with its territory, minus the DMZ xzome which will not allow any Cuban troops inside it.

Signed and Ratified by
Iosef Stalin

We await the American reply to this genoiurous offer.

[Tassadar500]

Treaty of Cairo

1/US is to withdraw all troops from Cuba asap

2/USSR is to withdraw 1/2 troops from Cuba asap, another 1/4 the turn after, and the last 1/4 the turn after that

3/Finnish and Egyptian troops are to be put into place until the Cuban government can be stable, which should take one to two turns. They are to withdraw after this.

4/Cuba and the USA are to recognise each other and the Florida Keys, the straits between them and the closest tip of Cuba to the USA are to become a DMZ.

5/USA is to return Gunatoimo Bay to the rule of Cuba

6/Cuba will be a soviergn nation and thus can do whatever it likes with its territory, minus the DMZ xzome which will not allow any Cuban troops inside it.

Signed and Ratified by
Iosef Stalin
President Perzow

[1889]

Egypt

We applaud the leaders of the US and USSR for their hard work and quick resolution of the treaty.

Since the embargo is still in effect for a little longer we strive to increase our industry and exports to the countries that find themselves in economic hard ship as a result.

[Tassadar500]

To: World
From: USA

We ask that all of the nations destroy their nukes, or, at least by one level. (Some to Handful, etc.). This is just to protect all of the citizens of the earth. Rejecting this, would clearly show that you have no respect for the lives of people.