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  • Canada is not lifting the import tax, as the russian tax is still 100 times greater than Canada's. Additionally, Canadians have turned to their own industry which is now cheaper and much more durable than the russian products. Canada asks NATO to sign a document refusing Eurasian powers to hold colonies in North or South America.

    Canadian Construction teams have begun work on machinery that makes rifle parts, now, Canadian rifles have interchangeable pieces, putting Canadian soldiers at an even greater advantage in poor fighting conditions. NATO countries will be able to purchase these rifles.

    Canada asks other NATO countries to join on the import tax with non NATO powers to increase industrial production in America.

    Canada will come to Quebecs aid should Russia attack. Canada demands a lift of the current Naval buildup or scuttleboats will be deployed.

    ------Britain via phone with Metaliturtle------
    Britain will stay in the European Union.

    The English people, angry at the French destruction of British Colonies in Africa, and spotting a considerable weakness after the breakup of France, cross the English Channel and immediately occupy the areas within a 100 mile radius of Normandy and the Pas de Calais. The British will return the land upon the recieving of a French apology for their imperialist attitudes.

    The English will side with Russia in any North American War.

    Scientists in England develop a machine that makes things cold, this allows British goods to keep longer, and helps promote economic growth, because the streets of cities are no longer crowded with farmers' wagons.
    Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
    Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer

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    • Qubec

      The Qubecois Congress has passed legislation that no Russian goods are to be sold in Qubec's markets. Also Qubecos Trade is now solely to NATO members, the WIC and the newly independent south. Canada now has 45% of Qubec's exports, whilst the USA has 25%.

      To Spain: Drop out of the EA, and join NATO. This will protect you from Russo-British agression.

      To Russia: Pull out of Alaska now!!! We will not satnd for any European contyr holding any possesions on our coninent, and the president has signed the treaty that Canda has proposed

      To WIC: Are we allied?


      Qubec's Projects

      The Qubecious have secured Steam power with help of Canada and the USA. We now have the oppurtunity to make ironclads and make railstreets.

      National Railstreet Program (with private investments) 2yrs
      Better Weaponry (USA AND CANADA ALSO) 1 yr
      Ironclad Large NAVY 1yr
      Army to Large with better weapons: 2yrs
      Don't tell a twisted person he is twisted, he may take offence. (THAT MEANS ME!)
      Founder of the Mafia Poly Series (THATS RIGHT I STARTED IT)
      Nesing, come and see what its about in the Stories and Diplomacy threads.

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      • occ: This is a shameless plug for thos ppl wanting a new NES. I am currently looking for a player for the newly created Republic of South Australia. It is Nazist state and the NES name is Australian Debacle. best in first served.
        Don't tell a twisted person he is twisted, he may take offence. (THAT MEANS ME!)
        Founder of the Mafia Poly Series (THATS RIGHT I STARTED IT)
        Nesing, come and see what its about in the Stories and Diplomacy threads.

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        • To Germany: Are you trying to bring our nations into war? I do not wish this and my people don't either. If forced to though we will leave your nation in ruins. Our construction of defenses will stay active.

          To Turkey: If war comes to our nation from Germany would you help us.

          To Quebec: (Top Secret) In exchange for the steam engine what would you like? In other news it seems that Germany has become aggresive in its policies towards us. Would you come to our defense if attacked?

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          • occ: Just a quick note that all Neses will be moved to a new forum in the near future. Links will be supplied to it when this occurs
            Don't tell a twisted person he is twisted, he may take offence. (THAT MEANS ME!)
            Founder of the Mafia Poly Series (THATS RIGHT I STARTED IT)
            Nesing, come and see what its about in the Stories and Diplomacy threads.

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            • To Germany (secret): We would galdly give you Steam Engine technology along with our new weponry in exchange for alliance. This does not have to be a part of NATO. However in the event of a German attack I will send some 50,000 troops and ironclads to help you out
              Don't tell a twisted person he is twisted, he may take offence. (THAT MEANS ME!)
              Founder of the Mafia Poly Series (THATS RIGHT I STARTED IT)
              Nesing, come and see what its about in the Stories and Diplomacy threads.

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              • Germany Prepares for WAR!

                [secret]
                To Quebec: You realize that an alliance with me means an alliance with Russia, do you not?

                To Ottoman Empire: We wish to purchase 200,000 horses, what do you want in exchange?
                [/secret]

                Germany begins rapid expansion of its army. at current it is very large, it is expected to be huge soon. Forces are moved up to the Polish Border, and engineers begin to clear the land within 20 miles of it. Light fortifications are being built along the border as well.

                The people near the border who are not farmers begin to construct thier own fortifications around thier villages.

                To Poland: Halt your construction IMMEADIATLY. You lost your neutrality when you began counstruction, and if things continue the way they are you will never get the chance to get it back.

                P.s. Picture of me portraying my feelings in a more primitive manner so your illiterate people may understand this better.

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                OOC: If we happen to go to war and you attack first wait for me to reply before you make a second post to your attack. and remember keep it somewhat realistic, no blitzing through my troops and storming the castle in a lunch hour. Remeber there are no nukes, so your cant nuke my troops and drive your jeeps to my capital.
                No offense or anything its just that most new nes players like to do stupid **** like that.

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                • To WIC: Are we allied?
                  Not officially, but we are friendly.

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                  • OOC: Sheep were you replying to my request? If you were I am Poland not Germany.

                    In headlines: Germany Mobolizes forces for war. DemonSlayer sends a negotiation team to Berlin in an attempt to compromise.

                    To Germany: In exchange for us cancelling the contsruction sign a Non Aggresion Pact with our nation. We await your reply with great anxiety.

                    Internal policies: The Majority of the fortifications of the Turkish border has been completed. Most of the workers have been transered to the Metalurgy project speeding its conclusion by 2 years (done in one year). The force assigned to guard them have been stationed in the capital. Also as a result of the German leaders insult to the semi illiterate people of Poland a public school system will be started. The system will begin to show results in 5 years.

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                    • Troops Pulled Back!!!

                      Germany recalls half of the force on the Polish border.

                      To Poland: You scared the bagesses out of us, sorry about having to flex our muscles in your direction.

                      ps pisture enclosed conveying our new feelings towards you for your illiterate people.

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                      To Quebec: We'll buy your new technology.

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                      • To Quebec and the USA: we request you not sell our advanced rail secrets to European Nations, Americans should be known for their strong characters, not their loose tongues.

                        To the USA: please join Canada and Quebec in some form of trade limitation with the Russians, ultimately this will benefit our peoples, and with this new railway, trade will be much more efficient between our nations.

                        To Louisiana: Ya dead?

                        To WCI: Russia is preparing to invade Canada, we are doing our best, and our troops are far superior to anything the rooskies can throw at us, however, we cannot stand alone against them. If you do not join with us in defense of the Russian hordes, they will march through my territory, and sooner or later into your own.

                        To the world: With the fastest growing economy in the world, Canada is getting more immigrants than ever before, the Canadian government, worried about a Russian Invasion, requires every Immigrant over 18 to serve in the military should the Russians attack, they are being trained as a reserve army, and number approximately 45,000.

                        Canada is glad to see her standard of living the highest in the world, followed closely by that of Quebec, then Russia, these statistics based on economic development within, as well as focus on military size.

                        Canadian Harbors construct the first Canadian Ironclad, the ship was named the C.S.S. Pimpmobile2000, and is equipped with a **** carpet cover for peacetime. The Pimpmobile2000 will be headed into the Pacific for a discovery mission, hoping to grab some chicks in Hawaii if at all possible.

                        Construction has begun on a joint railroad project with Quebec, the experimental research has helped the Canadians mark the best routes for these "rail roads" to go.

                        The Russo-Canadian border has been completely fortified, conservative battle estimates give the Canadians a 6 to 1 advantage over Russian regulars, and 4 to 1 over Cossacks.

                        To Russia: Please do not attack us.

                        Seeing the refrigeration invented by Britain, Canadian Scientists scoff, claiming, "there's so much dam ice, why the heck do we need a machine to make it?'

                        A mysterious fire has broken out in the Russian Embassy, Canadian Firefighters were quick to put out the blaze, but the Russian Ambassador would not allow for an investigation, nobody was injured, and the fire was centralized in a private restroom, Canadian Fire officials guess that Russian pranksters were lighting farts onto a roll of toilet paper.

                        Canada invites the leaders of NATO to participate in Canada's National pasttime with 20 beautiful women of virtue true per leader, The Canadian minister of Heath was quoted as saying, "With the wisest and finest men in the world reproducing in Canada, we will soon have an enlightened culture.

                        Canadian government votes to extend the national pasttime untill 1900.
                        Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
                        Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer

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                        • Russia

                          TO Canada:
                          We have no intentions of invading. Why would we give you indepence only to invade you a few years latter and take over your country again? We wish to live in peace with your nation and build stronger ties with each other. Why do you spread lie about our diplomats and set fire to our embassy? We are pulling out all of our diplomats from Canada and will return yours to your country by the end of the year. We will not send them their untill you can grantee that these types of incidents will never happen again.

                          To Quebec:
                          Be warned we will never give in to your terroristic threats.

                          To Polland and Germany:
                          Can we now proceed with the building of the rail way?

                          OOC:
                          How can you upgrade your navy in one year to iron clads???
                          Donate to the American Red Cross.
                          Computer Science or Engineering Student? Compete in the Microsoft Imagine Cup today!.

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                          • To Russia: Let the building begin!

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                            • ((I just built one ironclad which is totally within the capability of multiple harbors))
                              Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....except the weasel -Homer
                              Who's up for some scroungin'? -Homer

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                              • To Russia: let us start our work.

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