mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Nubclear]

CHINA to CANADA:
Your nation must arm itself!
I have an old spare gun I used in the revolutionary war. Want it? Only 60 renminibi!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to world
You are gravely mistaken, Mother Mexico did not mean to imply at all, that you imerialists would be able to pipe your propaganda into our country, and poison the minds of ourr youth with your globalizing Mickey MTV Mouse culture. We are allowing for independent media companies within Mexico, that are run by native born Mexican citizens to emerge, and to inform the Mexican people as they see fit. We are sorry if there was any inconvience. However, we would like to anounce that a spinoff of the hit show "A Mexican Guy Taling Spanish" is being produced by one of the newly emerging corporations in Mexico.

Mother Mexico Evening News
The Morgna Freeman Alliance has been having unexpected success in its European Tour. The countries of Norway, Sweden, and Itlay are considering joining the Morgan Freeman Alliance. Italy is not entirely sure, seeing how their country is having trouble maintaining stability. The Morgan Freeman Alliance is wary about Italy as well, becasue it is believed that the Vatican City was plotting against Mother Mexico.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Would you like more aid?

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
Any aid is cool, but nobody will pump their imperialistic propaganda into Mighty Mexico.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to World
The Morgan Freeman Alliance has decided not to allow Iceland to join into the Morgan Freman Alliance just yet. Our foreign dignitary was quite violently puked upon by their diplomat at a forma dinner. This was reason enough to leave in a disgusted haste, but the Morgan Freeman Alliacen is above that sort of anti-mexican behavior. The dignitary left though, wehn he discovered severed baby's body parts made up 90% of the vomit, not including the bile. Trad has ceased between Iceland and THE MFA until the Icelanders can come up with a good explanation fo this one!

[Nubclear]

China to the World:
*Licks his fingers*
NO, We do not eat tasty delicious babies!

[mrmitchell]

Mexico to World
The Morgan Freeman Alliance has decided not to allow Iceland to join into the Morgan Freman Alliance just yet. Our foreign dignitary was quite violently puked upon by their diplomat at a forma dinner. This was reason enough to leave in a disgusted haste, but the Morgan Freeman Alliacen is above that sort of anti-mexican behavior. The dignitary left though, wehn he discovered severed baby's body parts made up 90% of the vomit, not including the bile. Trad has ceased between Iceland and THE MFA until the Icelanders can come up with a good explanation fo this one!

Gah! It is even worse than we thought!

(SECRET: France starts funding covert operations to dispose of Iceland's current government.)

PUBLIC: France sends more aid (SECRET: than China) (PUBLIC NOW) to the Morgan Freeman Alliance.

[Nubclear]

BREAKING NEWS - China Intercepts Japanese Fighter over Beijing, Downs It

The Japanese dogs have been caught attempting to violate mighty Chinas sovergnty yet again, but the glorious People's Air Division of Chairman Tassadar downed it's attempt to kill Chinese citizens!
"This incursion so far into Chinese territory represents a declaration of hostitilies and is a gross violation of international law and Chinese airspace!" our glorious leader Chairman Tassadar said on Tuesday, with his husband Tassaguar by his side.
So far, the Japanese dogs have not even dared to speak!
For now, let us remember the sacred words of Hu Jintao....

Arise, ye who refuse to be slaves!
With our very flesh and blood let us resist the Japanese!
We shall drive them out of our motherland!
All the peoples shall unite against Japan!
Arise! Produce! Revolt!
All the hearts with one mind brave the Japanese gunfire, MARCH ON!
Brave the Japanese gunfire, March on! March on! March on ON!
Japan shall submit to China!
Their blood shall flow through our rivers and our streets!
We shall never let them invade us again!
We shall take their cities and burn them to the ground!
Arise! Produce! Revolt!
All the hearts with one mind brave the Japanese gunfire, MARCH ON!
Brave the Japanese gunfire, March on! March on! March on, ON!

[mrmitchell]

France to China (SECRET)
We will help to protect your airspace from Japan, but we will take action if you demand any of Japan's territory or invade or do something else that could destabalize your region.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to FRANCE (Secret):
We do not want French planes in Asia. We are capable of defending ourselves.

[bipolarbear]

MFA Morning Announcements

MFA Morning Announcements
A formal induction ceremony is being held, and all are invited to attend. The leaders of Norway, Sweden, and Italy are officially joining the Morgna Freeman Alliance. The world wide sex symbol Morgan Freeman is confused as to why in the hell an alliance was named after him, but is also expected to attend.

So come one come all there will be free Autogrpahs from Morgan Freeman or your favorite of Morgan Freeman Alliance's froeign dignitariesautographs, authentic Italian Pizza, and imported snow and ice from Sweden and Norway!!!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico world News

Mexico has secretly been funding more peaceful measures against Icelands baby eating problem, as compared to those attempted by France. Mexico is attempting to wean Iceland off of human baby's, and convert them to a more socially, and psychologically acceptable alternative, such as veal, or baby carrots.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Baby eating is very delicious.
You should try it some time. I will have my ambassador send some fine Chinese cheese. Very good!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
We were not aware of these cheese makig abilities as realted to babies. Do you refer to head cheese possibly? or turning the babies into milk, and letting their "milk-ified" corpses into cheese? The latter sounds like something really viscious and inefficient that those crazy Nazis would have done.

Mexico News
Mexico has announced its vegetarianism. The only babies consumed within the communistic couch that is Mexico wil be baby carrots.

[mrmitchell]

Mexico has secretly been funding more peaceful measures against Icelands baby eating problem, as compared to those attempted by France.

France News
What measures? We have funded no measures.

(SECRET: Send thugs to beat up the journalist who wrote that.)