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  • #91
    France to Mexico (SECRET)
    Discontinue your propoganda campaign against China. Or face the consequences.

    France to Russia
    We will join your program, and give aid to the developing nations that need it.

    ---OUT OF CHARACTER

    Due to the poor education levels in Mexico,
    Mexico had a 90% literacy rate in 2000

    and we are aztec in this world.
    Alright. And in this world, the French army consists of dragons that shoot homing missiles out of their eyes and can survive a nuclear blast.

    Keep it realistic.
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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    • #92
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      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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      • #93
        NEWSFLASH! Russia attacks France with nuclear weapons! French Dragon Army apparently unharmed until Russian Lizard Troopers attack! Lizards not doing well against Dragon missiles until they recieve support from Stealth Laser-Unicorn Division. more on page 3




        Russia works on building hospitals, hydroelectic plants, and new semi-automated textile and plastics factories for more reasonably priced consumer goods.
        Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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        • #94
          France News
          France's economy is still improving. More jobs are created. Particularly, King Mrmitchell ordered the creation of the France Infrastructure Corporation, which gives men work and builds needed things in France such as roads and electricity sources.

          France's army trains some more. The development of our high-impact, short-range missile systems continue, and a new plane designed for heavy payload and high fuel efficiency has been commissioned.

          The unused Navy rots in shipyards.

          Economy 47 (+2)
          Army 41 (+1 growth)
          Navy 45 (+0)
          Air 37 (+2)
          Discontent 50 (-5)
          Infrastructure 76 (+1)
          Education 78 (+3)
          Economy 49 (+2)
          Army 42 (+1)
          Navy 44 (-1)
          Air 40 (+3)
          Discontent 45 (-5; new work and new infrastructure)
          Infrastructure 78 (+2)
          Education 79 (+1)
          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #95
            Mexico to France
            Why the hell should we stop? You are playing the role of a giant bully amongst the other countries! We shall tell our people what we wish. If you can come up with a more intelligent, and less brutish reason for threatening the Empire of DeLaRocha then we will consider your request. Until then, the Mexican empire encourages you to grow up.

            Mexican News and World Report
            The Mexican govt. was shocked to find out today, that more of their country is literate, and catholic than previously estimated. When this was realized, much thanks to our faithful brothers the French, the Mexican govt. altered their propaganda capaign against China to be in a written format, instead of using statues to communicate with the citizens. This new revamped campaign didn't go over as well as the French had estimated. The people, when handed the propaganda pamphlets did not know how to react, and found that it was quite proficient at cleaning the blood off of the pyramids after they had sacrificed all of the Chinese sympathizers to the feathered snake god. With less time being spent cleaning the pyramids, and understanding the propaganda, Mexico has found plenty of time to work on its military training.
            (out of character)
            So how based in fact is this supposed be? So what if I want Mexico to be an Aztec state moving toward a fascistic govt. posing as a commnist one?
            Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
            Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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            • #96
              CHINA to MEXICO:
              YOU HAVE KILLED CHINESE CITIZENS!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!

              CHINA to the UNITED NATIONS:
              Mexico has commited an ACT OF WAR against the People's Republic! We request permission to destroy the Mexican state for this outrage!
              We also ask ALL NATIONS to participate in the destruction of Mexico!

              ORDERS:
              Prepare the war machine! Call up all reserves and prep the navy and air for an attack against Mexico, and an attack from Mexico against China.
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              Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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              • #97
                The Nation of Mexico points out that China is acting out of a misinformed rage. The CITIZENS of Mexico, not the GOVT. sacrificed CHINESE SYMPATHIZERS. You do not lay claim to Mexican citizens, regardless of their opinions. This is not an act of war, and if you have a problem with the people practicing their religion, then you and your intolerant nation should confront the De La Rocha Empire before declaring an act of war against a small crappy country that has pissed the world off at itself. Though the De La Rocha Empire is llivid with anger at this obvious injustice , the Supreme Emperor De La Rocha is down on his/her knees and begging for forgivness, pledging to stop enough of these shenanigans so the the NES may still be enjoyable to everybody involved in it! but just in case...
                After recieving much international pressure regarding the statues of the Chinese leader, the mexican govt. has had these statues taken down, and sent over to china wehre they can probably find a better use for them. They propagnada has been slowed to the point where any anti-chinese sentiment is built on only vapid arguments. Mexico has also decide to classify itself as being a "mainly Catholic" Country, and "90%" literate or something like that.
                Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                • #98
                  So how based in fact is this supposed be? So what if I want Mexico to be an Aztec state moving toward a fascistic govt. posing as a commnist one?
                  out of character (OOC):

                  The world from late 2003/early 2004, but from 2004 to 2007 fell into another Great Depression, and etc. (read the first post again for the full summary.) Between 2003 and (it's now game time about 2010 AFAIK), an economic collapse is acceptable, a complete relationship change of nations is acceptable, but a nation turning from 95% catholic / 90% educated to 95% Aztec / 0% educated is just a little too hard to believe.
                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #99
                    CHINA to MEXICO:
                    32 Chinese citizens have not reported back to the homeland.
                    As such, Mexico will pay 320 million Chinese renminibi IMMEDIATELY!
                    Failure to do so....Well, may your gods have mercy on you.
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                    • The Empire of the Supreme Commander De La Rocha is attmpting to be reasonable, but to be honest, the Empire of Supreme Commanding king De La Rocha is not about to shell out a million in chinese for each moron who just happened to allegedly not report back, to whatever it is that they report back to. The Empire of Supreme Comanding King Who is Seated at the Right Hand of the Father De La Rocha wishes to give China a somewhat large IOU. Or maybe the nation of Mexico, can just officially "owe one" to China? The Empire of King Supreme Allied Commanding Officer in Chief De La Rocha would also like to point out that we gave you statues that should compensate for chinese citizens, and besides that, you've got like 1.2 billion of them, are you really gonna miss 32? Mexico would like to also point out that the skin tone of China's avatar is quite horrifying, but Meixico recognizes, that that is not Putins fault, he lives in Russia.
                      Mexico begins to build national pride, through iconogrpahy. Every home is court ordered to have a picture of Supreme Alied Commanding King Chieftan Emperor De La Rocha inside of it, in an easily visible place. A braille version is to be placed next to it, for the blind citizens of Mexico to enjoy.
                      Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                      Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                      • As such, Mexico will pay 320 million Chinese renminibi IMMEDIATELY!
                        Isn't that about 10 cents in real money?

                        France to China
                        Calm down. Even though Mexico has been disrespectful, they have not yet fully warranted the ass-kicking you plan to give them.
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • Isn't that about 10 cents in real money?
                          It would be detrimental to Mexico's economy to give up such an amount
                          Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                          Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                          • CHINA to FRANCE:
                            They have killed Chinese citizens!!! You would surely do the same if they were to kill Frenchmen?

                            CHINA to MEXICO:
                            Pay this immediately, or the Chinese people may decide to increase the price.
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                            • Supreme Alied Commanding King Chieftan Emperor Who Is Seated At The Right Hand Of The Father De La Rocha's Magnificient Mexican Empire would like to ppint out, that the Chinese govt. has not shown any proof that The Magnificient, Majestic Nation of Mexico has killed Chinese citizens. Mexico would like to extend the past proposed deal. The Magnificient, Majestic, Magical Nation of Mexico would like to change it from "owing one to China", to "Really owing one" to China. Also, TMMMNOM(The Mgnificient, Majestic, Magical Nation Of Mexico)would like to also offer a sincere letter of apology to the nation of China. TMMMNOM points out further, that C(China) hasn't even shown proof that these citizens were in TMMMNOM at all. SACKCEWISATRHOTFDLR (Supreme Alied Commanding King Chieftan Emperor Who Is Seated At The Right Hand Of The Father De La Rocha) is growing impatient with China, and is fearing that Chief Minister Of The Secretary Of Defense Rey Mysterio will have to use Mexico's most powerful weapon against the Chinese Empire, his unnaturally sharp wit. SACKCEWISATRHOTFDLR does not condone Mysterio's use of this, but Mysterio has proven to be a loose cannon in the past, and does assert that HALO is far superior to any of the worthless SimCity games .
                              Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                              Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                              • CHINA to MEXICO:
                                We have visa dating showing departure and arrival times. The citizens are late. VERY late.
                                We also have spies in your natino who claim to have seen the executino of a Chinese national in an Aztec Temple I believe you call "Conclave".
                                Your threats against the Peoples Republic, while feeble, are indeed serious and serve only to further prove Mexicos guilt.
                                Pay up now!
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                                Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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