Mafia XVIII - The Island of Death

[Ljube]

Originally posted by Jamski

"I can't pay yer," apologised Rasputin to Joncha, "Some bugger has stolen all the money from the collection box in the church."
"Even if you had the money," replied the pimp, "I couldn't help you tonight. All the girls are out, and when they get back after midnight, FlameFlash has given me a huge bag of coins to book all sixteen of them at once. Even "Old Ada Smith", if ye can believe than."
"Lucky man," replied Spaced Cowboy, who had heard the whole thing.
"What?" exclaimed Chaunk, sitting by him, "Lucky? Have you seen old Ada?"
"Don't worry boys," said Joncha, "I borrowed a sack from the pirate's stores. FlameFlash can put it over her head."

* * * * *

"Good news and bad news, girls," explained Joncha "FlameFlash is gone, but he paid in advance."

Of course, when the sun rose, a large sack was found floating in the harbour which when opened contained the poor missionary, killed before he could experience the night of his life. Ah.

Explain this, if you can, you pimp!

[Spiffor]

Vetko seems suspiciosuly eager to find clues

[Ljube]

Originally posted by Jamski

But there was no answer, and entering through the unlocked door, they found the house devoid of life, yet between the towering crates of grog and rum, a trail led - A trail of blood - with the print of a shoe, and a long mark as if some carcass had been dragged. They followed it out of the back door and into the church, where the villagers and crew found the mortal remains of Skanky Burns sitting on the front row, his eyes burnt out, and disemboweled, stone cold dead and facing the altar.

Only one shoe print. And the other print resembles the carcass being dragged. This can mean only one thing:

pegleg

[Ljube]

So to summarise, two mafias are joncha and tuberski.

If the others wish to live, better take them out. Take joncha out first, cause he was the first killer, so tuberski gets to kill again.

[Ljube]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Vetko seems suspiciosuly eager to find clues

I'm the detective

[duke o' york]

I'd love you to be right.

[DrSpike]

I'm willing to listen so we pile the right person. Is there any corroborating evidence?

[Ljube]

There are two killers.

[Pave]

I shall belive the master detective ljcvetko, and vote for joncha now.

[DrSpike]

Of course. I edited my post to clarify what I wanted. Are those 2 issues the sole reason for your deduction or is there more?

[duke o' york]

Well the Tubby thing is convincing, but the fact that the missionary already had the sack isn't as good for joncha. I still suspect Spiffor, especially as he was so quick to accuse ljcvetko who seems to be doing such good work.

[Ljube]

ADG' body was also put in a sack.

[duke o' york]

What the hell is a pirate detective anyway Jamski? Surely it is someone who goes to hunt for pirates, rather than a pirate who engages in detective work on the side.
And with all the raping, pillaging and general drinking opportunities available aboard the good ship Apolyton, then who would want to waste their time trying to solve crimes? We want to be on the committing end of any crimes!

[Ljube]

Originally posted by DrSpike
I'm willing to listen so we pile the right person. Is there any corroborating evidence?

Tuberski is one of the killers for sure. Now the Duke has shaken my previously firm conviction it was joncha, so I don't know.

How about we pile tuber, but we won't know if we killed the right one before his turn comes again.

What do you say Doc?

[Jamski]

A pirate detective is like a detective, but is also a pirate. I thought everyone knew that.

Probably more of a "treasure hunter" than a detective though

-Jam