The Dungeon of Apolyton

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Jamski
What magic items would be appropriate? Add to this list :

• Ming's Rod of Banning
• Sword of Flaming
• Spamtrigger
• The Moderator
• The axe of Thread Closure
• Trollbane
• Evilgrin throwing Smilies

Hm.

• rah's stone of reason
• Maul of the Grand Executioner
• Asher's Orb of Aggravating Opponents
• Marko's Gaunlets of Power
• DL Dancer
• Christmas Hat
• Mob of killer kittens

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Jamski
He's REALLY tough. If you don't do the side quests in DrSpike's lair, he's almost impossible to beat.
-Jam

Ooh, I've always wanted a lair.

[Jamski]

Some nice items I shall add them soon.

Your lair is giving me problems Spikie. Your guards keep opening the locked doors instead of guarding them, and then going for a walk. There's some VERY amusing scripting errors in the game now Especially in the gladiators' training room, where all the gladiators drop Skanky Burn's head when they die (even if Skanky is still alive)

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

* Resists making comments that go against the "family-oriented" nature of the site *

[Alex]

wow, this is cool.

[Ben Kenobi]

The Splendid Shoes of MLeonard...

DanQ's Deadly Dagger

Zany Zylka's Excellent potion of healing.

Have Comrade Tassadar wield the Corpulent Cudgel.

[Ben Kenobi]

And if you want another monk, I would not mind ending up as one.

[General Ludd]

How about a Troll's club. A simple, primitive, club which causes enrage or berserk (or something to that effect) to it's victim.

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
And if you want another monk, I would not mind ending up as one.

Which god would you worship?

[vovan]

Hey, Jamski, I would like a look at my evil undead self, please.

[General Ludd]

Or, what about a Wand of Fezzing which lowers the target's intelligence.

[Marid Audran]

God I love this thread.

Jamski, I should be a thief that de-lurks, *ahem*, whose invisibility potion wears off, and whom starts attacking the PC screaming, "I detect a MAJOR ALIGNMENT CONFLICT!!! I shall restore your ethical balance!"

After I take 1 hp of damage, I re-lurk, eh, quaff another potion of invisibility, and am never to be seen again.

Alternate dialogue: "Read the SMAC FAQ, b*tch!"

[MattyBoy]

Wouldn't it lower the wielders intelligence?

Lower's target's dexterity as they get tangled up in fits of giggling each time it is wielded.

You need to recreate the Asher / Mac-User flame wars in some way, too.

[MattyBoy]

Mr Fun has the same wand, and makes all he encounters run screaming from him (as he rants about one topic over and over). Not sure how you do that within NWN.

[Asmodean]

Flame Blade of Asher

Shield of the Mac-User

Items can be given powers, that fit the scenario. Great idea, Jamski.

Nearly reason enough, for me to go dow...uh....buy NWN

Asmodean

[Jamski]

Or, what about a Wand of Fezzing which lowers the target's intelligence.

Wouldn't it lower the wielders intelligence?

Dammit, guess what Tassadar's Club of Communism does already?

-Jam