GLADIATORS - 'poly

[Jamski]

Had.

Had in my hands.

-Jam

[Skanky Burns]

Alas poor Jamski, I knew him well.











And then killed him.

[DrSpike]

Now now, be a sport and don't rub it in.

[Jamski]

So who's next to fight the mighty Centurion Skanky ?

/me looks around the arena...

-Jam

[DrSpike]

Well once I beat up the ol' commie warhorse I will face the mighty centurion.

[Jamski]

Perhaps you should go ahead and challenge him now?

-Jam

[DrSpike]

If Tass is too chicken to come forward before the weekend say we could default him and I'll fight the centurion.

[Skanky Burns]

If we are going free-for-all structure, then I must insist on my bonus hitpoint for actually having won a fight.
If we want to continue the tornament, then we should disqualify Tass and appoint another person in his place to fight the formidable Spikian of Physiciae.

I'll run this round. Tass has 24 hours to send in his orders or he is disqualified. If any of the late joiners want to be bumped into the main tournament, pm me. First pm I receive will be given the position should Tass fail to reply before then.

[Adagio]

Ossus the Brute vs Asmodean the Varangian Round 1

Ossus the Brute started walking side to side. The crowd waited anxious on who's going to make the first move… Asmodean the Varangian kept walking towards Ossus, who kept avoiding him…

… after a few minutes, Ossus finally made a move, and managed to cut one of Asmodean's fingers of, resulting 2 damage…

Asmodean quickly throw his rope on Ossus to avoid being hit by him again, and quickly sent his sword to Ossus' head… cutting of his ear… this loss costs him 2 health points…

… Ossus threw of the rope, and started circling Asmodean the Varangian…

[DrSpike]

Cut his finger off? Doesn't sound very gladiatorial to me.

[Nubclear]

If Skanky won't update this, then I will...

Tass and Spikie were fighting when suddenly a UFO came and automatically inflicted 10 points of damage on Spikie!
The UFO also gave Tass 10 more PERMANENT points! Wow!

So now tass has 21 points for any battle. Spikie is DEAD

[DrSpike]

Send your orders to Skanky or face the ignominy of being branded a coward.

[Skanky Burns]

Spikian of Physiciae stands alone in the coliseum, bored.
"Who dares to fight me!" he challenges the crowd!
Various voices, eager at the chance to prove their bravery soon call out. Spacius Cowdius' voice rings out loud and clear, as does Nuclarius the Brute.

But lo, just a moment before one of the would-be challengers could climb into the ring, a certain Fratre Tassadarius arrives by chariot having travelled for weeks from the outer provinces. He strides purposefully towards Spikian.

Your orders are needed, Spikian.
Also, Spacius Cowdius and Nuclarius the Brute are up against each other. PM me when ready.

[Skanky Burns]

Spikian vs Tassadarius Round 1

Fratre Tassadarius strides up to Spikian of Physiciae, bringing his sword up and letting forth a mighty blow - which is deflected just at the last minute. Spikian manages to draw a little blood from Tassadarius before he manages to get back to a defensive stance.

Spikian of Physiciae - 10 hitpoints
Fratre Tassadarius - 9 hitpoints

[vovan]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Spacius Cowdius' voice rings out loud and clear, as does Nuclarius the Brute.

Man, I should work on those PMing skills.