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Post the punchlines to your favorite bad jokes. Don't post the joke -- only the punchline.
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A big purple ****! ahhh hahahahaha!!! -
One of its legs is both the same.www.my-piano.blogspotComment
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loinburger.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Holding a bone calling for Rah or MtG. here boy!! come get it!!!Comment
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10 euros
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And the second nun says, "It does, doesn't it.""Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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I can't hear a word you guys are saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.
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All right, where's that old ***** with the sore tooth? "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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That's odd, I dreamt I was skiing downhill in the Alps.Comment
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When the Foo sh*ts, wear it.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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"Thursday night's YOUR night in the barrel!"
"Abcess make the fart go 'honda'!"
"Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
"The pie rates of Penn's aunts!"Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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I know this one...Originally posted by Winston
That's odd, I dreamt I was skiing downhill in the Alps.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Mine is a one line joke so:
Your mom is so poor, she does drive bys by bus!!
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Shame on youOriginally posted by Winston
That's odd, I dreamt I was skiing downhill in the Alps.
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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