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I wanna die in a sword & buckler duel. 
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Or, I want to be strapped with a miniature thermo-nuclear explosive triggered by a dead man's switch. This way, however I go, whoever got me will get it too.
Some people have put forth that I might die in a hospital while doctors are trying to save me. Obviously, if the doctors can't save me, they deserve what's coming to 'em!Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.Better living through tyrannyComment
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Screaming : " I swear to God man! I didn't know she was married! Hey! Carefull with the gu.."What?Comment
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Ritual suicide.Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
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Actually, I want to make that my first choice.Originally posted by St Leo
I want to die from a comet impact to the head.
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I don't."Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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Actually alot of people die while ****ting.Originally posted by paiktis22
while sh!tting
a sweet death
Your blood pressure skyrockets to very high levels. Can cause vessels to burst.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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I want to die doing it.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Or I could have our traditional kind of death: mid-summers day, drowning with zipper open and heavily intoxicated, from boat to lake.
(You crime solving fans can picture it already, rowing a boat while drunk, then standing up to pee.. and to the lake) that's the only way to do it!In da butt.
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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That's a good joke. Not sure where I've read it before, though.Originally posted by Ubergeek
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
I'd prefer to pass on in my sleep, personally. But since that's not likely to happen, I can live with being vaporized by a thermonuclear shock wave. No, wait, I take that back. I wanna die in my sleep.
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"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire
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I'd travel to Pakistan or whathaveyou, sneak (or buy my self) into a nuclear test site, and watch the blast as it comes at me, and yell.
If I'm lucky, I'll get enough gamma-rays to turn me into a Hulk.
If not, what a way to go.I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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Being trampled by a moose on a trip to Cananda.Comment
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When I was a little kid, I wanted to bounce on the top of a Mushroom Cloud.
I thought nukes were funny, but a bit scary...
My words are backed with hard coconuts.Comment
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"I plan to live forever - or die trying." - Vila, Blake's 7
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