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Originally posted by UberKruX
what if i convert to islam, take your wife to a US emabssy, bang her, and then suicide bomb myself in the embassy?
then i get to bang all those virgins in heaven too!(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Re: What is your price?
Originally posted by Spectator
What is your price?!
I think you mean, what is her price. My own would be considerably lower. Depending on the other party, it might be a freebie"I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"
"Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)
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Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
I wouldnt do it. It's morally wrong to say you love someone and then go and screw someone else who is offering you something as shallow as money."I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"
"Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)
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No amount would buy you my girlfriend.
On the other hand, 150-200k $ is my asking price to defile my virgin butt.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio Regum
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How do prospective buyers know that the, uh, merchandise in question IS virgin?
Again, for the sake of argument"I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"
"Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)
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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Besides, how could you know you'll get the money? How can you tell he won't screw your wife, kill her, and then kill you too?"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
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The stench of rancid materialism is high here. :vomit:(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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About $6.50 on my side.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
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My girlfriend would have to agree to it, though.
Otherwise it ain't for sale.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio Regum
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