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  • #46
    Punch him square in the face and smile all my way to the... err.. door

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    • #47
      Originally posted by UberKruX
      what if i convert to islam, take your wife to a US emabssy, bang her, and then suicide bomb myself in the embassy?

      then i get to bang all those virgins in heaven too!
      I think you have a psychological problem. Why the hell do you insist on imposing your values on somebody else? If a person doesn't want any amount of $ for his SO to sell her body, who the hell are you to say he's wrong? Besides, how could you know you'll get the money? How can you tell he won't screw your wife, kill her, and then kill you too? Why do you think only in one direction?
      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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      • #48
        Re: What is your price?

        Originally posted by Spectator
        What is your price?!
        Who are you, Ted DiBiase??

        I think you mean, what is her price. My own would be considerably lower. Depending on the other party, it might be a freebie
        "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

        "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
        "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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        • #49
          $0. It happened before.
          :-p

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          • #50
            I wouldnt do it. It's morally wrong to say you love someone and then go and screw someone else who is offering you something as shallow as money.
            "Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
              I wouldnt do it. It's morally wrong to say you love someone and then go and screw someone else who is offering you something as shallow as money.
              For the sake of argument, why? Sex<>love.
              "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

              "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
              "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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              • #52
                No amount would buy you my girlfriend.

                On the other hand, 150-200k $ is my asking price to defile my virgin butt.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #53
                  How do prospective buyers know that the, uh, merchandise in question IS virgin?

                  Again, for the sake of argument
                  "I'm a guy - I take everything seriously except other people's emotions"

                  "Never play cards with any man named 'Doc'. Never eat at any place called 'Mom's'. And never, ever...sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own." - Nelson Algren
                  "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin (attr.)

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                    Besides, how could you know you'll get the money? How can you tell he won't screw your wife, kill her, and then kill you too?
                    if he could do that, why would he even bother asking?
                    "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                    - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                    • #55
                      The stench of rancid materialism is high here. :vomit:
                      (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                      (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                      • #56
                        About $6.50 on my side.
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #57
                          My girlfriend would have to agree to it, though.

                          Otherwise it ain't for sale.
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #58
                            I can't believe how many of you are willing to corrupt yourselves for a price(especially the Israelis ).

                            SINNERS!

                            May the Lord strike thee with fury and vengeance!

                            P.S. But I'll forget all about this if someone here gives me a couple bucks to buy a pack of Reds.

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                            • #59
                              He's giving me the night off, and he's gonna pay me, too? Man, how sweet is that!
                              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                              • #60
                                depends on my relationship with that girl.
                                urgh.NSFW

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