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My desires range above the level of monetary.
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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must be a choice piece of ass then, how much to get with her?Originally posted by monolith94
My desires range above the level of monetary."I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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Like I said, after the completion of the act, your life would be rendered forfeit."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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what if i convert to islam, take your wife to a US emabssy, bang her, and then suicide bomb myself in the embassy?Originally posted by monolith94
Like I said, after the completion of the act, your life would be rendered forfeit.
then i get to bang all those virgins in heaven too!"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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everything depends on the situation you're in...
Some people's price is $50 or even less
"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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Originally posted by UberKruX
what the hell are you going to buy with some dork's head? i mean, if they have billions of dollars and still can't get a girl as good as your wife, it's bound to be a fairly ugly head, no?
maybe some twisted asian dude on the street will give you $5 for it, but hell, thats nothing to get arrested for.
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I'd just punch him in the face, march off in morally-outraged indignation, and spent the rest of my life secretly fantasising about what I'd have done with the money.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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apparently punching people in the face for sexual advances is wrongOriginally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I'd just punch him in the face, march off in morally-outraged indignation, and spent the rest of my life secretly fantasising about what I'd have done with the money.
"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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Originally posted by UberKruX
what if i convert to islam, take your wife to a US emabssy, bang her, and then suicide bomb myself in the embassy?
then i get to bang all those virgins in heaven too!
UberkruX, you really crack me up. You really hit my chords when it comes to sense of humor.
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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yea, as long as you're not the one being offended, i'm apretty funny guy
"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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This isn't a sexual advance. It's an attempt to prostitute my wife.Originally posted by UberKruX
apparently punching people in the face for sexual advances is wrong
Now if he just tried chatting her up, I wouldn't bat an eyelid.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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what if she said no, and he grabbed her hand and asked "are you sure?"Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
This isn't a sexual advance. It's an attempt to prostitute my wife.
Now if he just tried chatting her up, I wouldn't bat an eyelid.
"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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Depends on the context. If he appeared light-hearted and unthreatening I wouldn't object, though I might move over and start talking to her in order to give her an escape route if needed (and drop gentle hints).
If it appeared threatening, I'd lamp him.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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