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  • #46
    Is uni really that boring redjon? Get down the pub or something
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #47


      Good work Static.
      And RJ too.
      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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      • #48
        Static, that is appalling. Can you imagine what's going to happen to that poor kid when his boss finds him $100 short on his drawer? Besides being fired, he will likely have to repay the money out of his own pocket.
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
          Static, that is appalling. Can you imagine what's going to happen to that poor kid when his boss finds him $100 short on his drawer? Besides being fired, he will likely have to repay the money out of his own pocket.
          Yes, I can imagine it was a pretty bad scene. People fired, cops called, security tapes checked.

          Plus, I have nowhere close to buy M&M Blizzards anymore.
          "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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          • #50
            nah, they probably switch drawers half a dozen times during a shift, never figure out who farked up, assume it was an accident, then make sure the kids all pay better attention next week.

            Of course if it happens lots of times...
            Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
            "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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            • #51
              What's actually dispicable is Boris ignoring me on msn. Answer ya bast.

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              • #52
                Provost - I'm currently around £450 in the red. I need to make cheap fun


                Oh, and we actually took the bibles to prop up my broken bed.


                Well, can you think of a better use for them?!

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by red_jon
                  lindsey says hi, isnt it amazing, you so can't tell i used to be a man




                  (Needless to say, Lindsey is odd. - Red)
                  What? You mean he she that person isn't?
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                  • #54
                    this thread proves that curiosity is a bad thing...
                    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                    • #55
                      OK, can I just clarify that Lindsey is not and never has been a man. mmkay?

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                      • #56
                        I never thought she could have been a man.
                        I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                        • #57
                          I couldn't be arsed to wait for the pictures to load, so I have no idea what she looks like.
                          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                          Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                          • #58
                            A couple of weeks ago we were on board a ship, in the same cabin with 4 guys, and I borrowed my friend's shaver. I took it to the bathroom with me.
                            And first I shaved my facial hair...
                            And then I shaved my pubic hair.
                            And then I gave the machine back to him.
                            And didn't tell what I had done.
                            And then he shaved his facial hair with the same shaver.
                            ...and then I told him

                            He was pissed. And 2 days later he got his revenge. But that's a different story.
                            You make my life and times
                            A book of bluesy Saturdays

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by red_jon
                              What's actually dispicable is Boris ignoring me on msn. Answer ya bast.
                              Heaven forbid I should step away from my computer for a bit...
                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                              • #60
                                Exactly! What's the point of having you as my man-beeyatch if you're not at my beck and call 24-7?!

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