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**red_jon** · March 24, 2003, 15:08

I think you should apologise to Lindsey, Pekka.

**Pekka** · March 24, 2003, 15:09

So I guess instead of Dissident, ****er woud suit you more?

**Pekka** · March 24, 2003, 15:14

red_jon, She's not a real person! She's just a friend of a guy in Apolyton forums..

. Right?
Ok, I'm sorry. I was genuinly surprised though. But you have to admit, that if it was true, it would be pretty impressive.

So not to make a complete fool of myself here's my naughty stuff:

Today, I was at my friends house and had to go to the bahtroom for number two. Bunch of friends just left.. I accidentally 'jammed' the .. toilet thingie, so instead of fixing the problem, I washed my hands and went to my friend 'hey look at what those nasty bunch of friends of yours did to your toilet! I ain't cleaning that one! Hurry I need to go fast'. So there he went and used lost of foul language and pumped the toilet working again.. then I did my master move, and faked that I needed to go when I actually went earlier..

. I'm just evil.

**red_jon** · March 24, 2003, 15:17

Pekka, you're ok she just thought it was funny

I dont think many 19 year olds have had sex change ops.

**Alex** · March 24, 2003, 15:24

Originally posted by Dissident
I jerked off 3 times today instead of two.

Oh... lovely Lindsay... oh... ooooh...

**MRT144** · March 24, 2003, 15:30

i took a **** in my friends bathtub

**DeathByTheSword** · March 24, 2003, 15:32

I jerked off 3 times today instead of two.

that is the kind of information i dont want to know

**MRT144** · March 24, 2003, 15:37

i **** in my friends bathtub

**Pekka** · March 24, 2003, 15:42

MRT144, and I thought I was nasty.. you win, hands down.

**MRT144** · March 24, 2003, 15:47

it was a game of "guess where i did my business drunk"

**Boris Godunov** · March 24, 2003, 15:57

Why go in a bathtub when the toilet is right there anyway?

**DeathByTheSword** · March 24, 2003, 15:58

bathtub is fun.......or arent we talking about s*x?

**MRT144** · March 24, 2003, 17:12

i thought it was the biggest toilet in the house...

**St Leo** · March 24, 2003, 17:15

Recycle the filthy books!

**Static Universe** · March 24, 2003, 17:21

I did something pretty bad on Saturday.

It was a really nice day, so I walked up to the gas station a couple blocks from my house to get a pack of cigarettes and a soda, but all I had was a 100 dollar bill.

The lady who works there unfortunately had just broken another 100 for someone else, so it would be about 15 minutes before she could break mine. Very nice woman, even offered to let me take the smokes and pay for them later. They really know how to treat a regular customer there.

But I said, "That's okay, I walk across the street to the Dairy Queen, since I'm hungry anyway, and see if they'll break it." Either way, I'll be back in 15 minutes.

So I go to the DQ and order my food. I tell the kid behind the counter all I have is a 100, can you break that? "Sure", he says.

I hand over my money, and the kid proceeds to count 20 dollar bills out of the drawer. Not 5 twenty dollar bills as you would expect, but 10 of them. 200 dollars.

He hands over the wad of cash, less the cost of my Macho Meal, and I stand there for 10 minutes with my best poker face, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

They gave me my food, and I walked back across the street to buy my cigarettes. The lady who works there said she was really sorry she couldn't break my 100. "That's okay," I smiled. "I got a better deal across the street."

We both laughed...

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