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We're reading Leviticus.
'Periods make women unclean'. Well, duh.Comment
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I once took some friends to the Rupali restaurant in Newscastle, where they have an offer if you can eat their hottest Indian curry, they will let you have it for free.
Two of my friends tried it and couldn't finish, taking it home in doggy bags. A third friend tried it and completed it, although he felt very sick after that.
On the way home, he reported that the six pints of beer that he'd drunk to dampen down the spice of his dinner, were not working. He grabbed a nearby bag and voided his half digested (but free) dinner into it.
When we got home we were too busy cleaning him up to worry much about what happened to the doggy bags.
Later on, his housemate told us that he'd consumed the contents of both bags of curry, which (unbeknowst to him but heavily beknownst to us) happened to contain the remnants of the upgechucktet curry dish.
The housemate reported that it tasted "great"."lol internet" ~ AAHZComment
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Lindsey is a man? Used to be a man? Thanks a lot guys!
Crying game all over again!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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blown up part of the chemistry lab at school with gunpowder we were making for an essayBunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05usComment
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Is conspiring to get a coworker fired crossing the line from naughtiness into evilness?
Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Boris, yeah, that's plain evil
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I'm sure Boris has done many naughty things in his time.
After all, when you live to be his age you must have done everything
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red_jon, I always thought I would spot trannies from miles away.. I never thought I'd get caught like this. Tell her that she's done real good job!
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"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I'm glad she's left - I think if she saw what you're sayin' about her she'd go to Finland and find you
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I don't think Pekka got that it was a joke.
And it's not really that evil, what I'm doing, as the person deserves it. Nyeeheehee.
And red_jon, the age cracks have no effect on me, since I still get I.D.'ed regularly at NY bars. We'll see what happens to you when you're 26.
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How nice.. well I'm old school hetero man.. I'm not that open for things, I want to be with women, not women who have been men in past years..
That's just me.. I won't blame if some people want transsexuals though, just not my cup of tea.
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"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I'm actually 612. I take the souls of virgins to stay young.Comment
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It was a joke? So she was born as a woman? Damn it I feel stupid. Almost violated. Sorry red_jon, I'm kind of ****** too.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I jerked off 3 times today instead of two.Comment
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