If your country was suddenly taken over by a dictator would you....

[Frankychan]

I'd probably BE the dictator in charge.

Check it (even tho this has been discussed before):

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

[chequita guevara]

What a surprise.

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie starÂ… but hay, it's a start! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'd try to get hold of a decent rifle with a telescopic sight, and a clear line of fire.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I'd try to get hold of a decent rifle with a telescopic sight, and a clear line of fire.

The Secret Service checks all those out. We're stuck with our dictator, it seems, hopefully just until he loses the next election, even though that won't necessarily stop him. It didn't last time.

[Imran Siddiqui]

che: Are you just doing this for fun, or do you think anyone takes you even half-way seriously?

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
You people.
You wouldn't know a redneck if one bit you on the ass.

Is that the sort of thing you folks do down there?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Well they are rednecks

[SlowwHand]

Thought you'd sneak the wiseass remarks past me, didn't you ?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
che: Are you just doing this for fun, or do you think anyone takes you even half-way seriously?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I'd try to get hold of a decent rifle with a telescopic sight, and a clear line of fire.

Exactly.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Exactly.

Yes, well, considering my views on the current president, I cannot express support for such a thing. 'Tis illegal. Hell, some poor slob in Souix Falls, IA got sentenced for saying he'd like to see a burning bush when refering to the Prez. You just can't say such things in the US, not even in jest.

I would, however, offer him a pretzel.

[SlowwHand]

Say something of a related nature in Cuba, and see how you fare.

[Willem]

Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
...and those who arnt commie and arnt redneck would go to canada or mexico and form bands of raiding parties.

Do we have a say in this, or are you just planning on getting us killed as well?

Nice of you to just invite yourself.

[Willem]

Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
you make the rednecks seem like a different type of species.

You mean they aren't?

[Willem]

Originally posted by obiwan18


Ssssh.

Why do you think we deploy stealth nation technology? They'll never know what hit them.

If all else fails, we'll just send Celine Dion down to him and bore him to death.