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  • #31
    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
    well who knows maybe it swallowed some of the newly developed speach improvement hormones that were tested on G.W Bush without success and were therefore dumped into the sea
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    • #32
      This is stupid, if God is a fish, how can he be in my head telling me to kill? Honestly.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by red_jon
        This is stupid, if God is a fish, how can he be in my head telling me to kill? Honestly.
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        • #34
          He doesn't sound like a fish. Fish don't have lisps.

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          • #35
            Fish story?

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            • #36
              Nah, fishy story.
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              • #37
                According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.
                Bwahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. I laughed so hard, now my roommate is looking at me all weird, thinking I'm starting to loose it.

                Hell, I'd start shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew, too, if somebody tried to make gefilte fish out of me.

                Ahem... yeah.

                This story smells fishy.

                EDIT: Pfft, UR beat me to the "fishy story" pun.
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                • #38
                  This is another bad omen for Bush and co.
                  http://monkspider.blogspot.com/

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                  • #39
                    I prefer walleye. Yummy.
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                    • #40
                      I think someone who genuineley believes in this sort of thing should post so that we can laugh at them
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                      • #41
                        Your are all stupid, the fish is not Jesus, the fish is John the baptist..
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