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  • #16
    Why does it seem like there is always some hispanic at an "God" sightings? Forst, Mary in a tortilla, next in a tree, and now God in a fish.....

    At least this can make a nice.. A priest, a reverand, and a rabbi walk into a bar joke....
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
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    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
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    • #17
      Ah, two men and a dead fish.

      Could make a catchy name for a film.
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      (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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      • #18
        It's the evolution. The fish is trying to dissuade its captors from killing it. It obviously didn't work, so the fishes will have to think about other things.
        I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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        • #19
          It is the Salmon of Doubt.
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          • #20
            Can we start up a Cult of the Talking Carp?
            "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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            • #21
              Oh god, what a bunch of blao.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #22
                Sounds like a load of old carp, if you ask me.

                Boom-tish.
                "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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                • #23
                  Ba-dum-bum-tccccchh
                  "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                  • #24
                    two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
                    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                    "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                    • #25
                      Something interesting from the NYtimes version of the story:

                      He looked around to see if the voice had come from the slop sink, the other room or the shop's cat.

                      Must be a pretty impressive cat, mine can only speak Bad English and Worse English, but not Hebrew.


                      "Knife goes in, guts go out, knife goes in..."
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • #26
                        My cat is very smart, but frustrated by our lack of understanding. I think she speaks Hebrew, but it could be Russian.
                        "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
                        "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
                        - Pekka

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                        • #27
                          Perhaps the creature in question was the SOLE survivor of a school of preternaturally intelligent fish.

                          If only it had been more mobile, it could have BARRACUDA'd itself behind some iceboxes, climbed upon a PERCH, and then SALMON chanted evening, liberated itself, possibly reaching the turnPIKE in New Jersey.

                          Was it asthmatic? Did it need a PUFFER?

                          I have to go, someone may be at the door- or not. My HERRING is getting worse...
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #28
                            That fish was on LSD
                            Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                            GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                            • #29
                              Hmmm... so Catholics ought to be eating carp instead of bread in church?
                              "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                              -Bokonon

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                              • #30
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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