turns out that the guy with spaghetti on his trousers is actually me
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Originally posted by Azazel
You're just a cutie, provost.
I am 18, and people always tell me that I look older than I am. Am I happy about it? NO. Some estimates of my age:
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Shave your head too(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Originally posted by Stuie
Two words: Body piercing.
Originally posted by Frankychan
Anyway, what I've found out that helps is that you gotta get the girl you like to KNOW that you're not the age you look.
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I've had one of these rare perks - when I was younger I always looked a good bit older than I am, and now I am older I look younger than I am.
Originally posted by Boshko
you'd definately look younger with a crew cut or something.
Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Shave your head too<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures</p>
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I look like a convict or a drill sergeant or something.
Hair: Get a spikey, gelled do.
I think I look about my age (21) but I look different enough from my ID photo (thinner, shorter hair) that I've had people think I was trying to sneak in by using an older friend's ID and not let me drinkStop Quoting Ben
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It's so simple you'll kick yourself for not thinking of it.
Just bathe in the blood of virgins every full moon.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Maybe you could say, "I bet you couldn't figure out how old I am. If you can guess within one year, I buy you a drink."(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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All you have to do is dye your hair purple and get a nose ring. Wait, strike that because then you'll look like an old guy who is despritely trying to regain his lost yougth.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.
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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Maybe you could say, "I bet you couldn't figure out how old I am. If you can guess within one year, I buy you a drink."I could have killed two birds with one stone -- told her my real age and figured out if she's a boozer. Ah well...
Plus, if I changed it to "I'll bet you a drink you can't guess my age within one year," then I could've gotten a free drink out of the deal too. Hell, I'd even have given her a three year pad, just so that she'd believe that she had a chance in hell of guessing correctly.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures</p>
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Have a "significant other" that's 20 years older than you.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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