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Die now. You'll always look young.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
I'd think that that would have the opposite effect -- that people would think that she was younger than that I was older (i.e. that they'd instinctively try to normalize our ages).Originally posted by SlowwHand
Have a "significant other" that's 20 years older than you.
Only if they do a good job of embalming me, and unfortunately I haven't led many successful Communist revolutions of late...Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Die now. You'll always look young.
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No. It might mean she was rode hard and put up wet.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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crudeChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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but funny12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Don't talk to me about crude, Chegitz.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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You know what? I've always looked 'around' the age I am, but that's not really what I want to talk about. I want to talk about turning 20. I'll have been in existence for 20 YEARS!!! Jesus, that scares me, even more than turning 19 did. 19, I had my birthday, and I didn't even really think about it - I brushed it off... But I can't believe that I'm actually making it this far..."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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Turning 18 hit me, but none of my birthdays since then have had the same impact (not even 21 -- that was just an excuse to get drunk, and excuses to get drunk are a dime a dozen). I'm guessing that the next b-day that I really notice will be when I turn 25 -- my brother's turning 25 this august, and he's dreading it. ****, a quarter of a century! I say Goddamn!<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Better than the alternative, isn't it?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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What's that, dying before I get old?<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Yup.Comment
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The first thousand years are the hardest. After that, you barely notice your birthdays anymore.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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There can be only one.We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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Avoid stress. Worrying about getting old is killer.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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By the way things are reckoned in my extended family I won't be an adult until I'm married (or married with kids, depending on who's doing the reckoning), and past a certain age (somewhere between 20 and 30) I actually start to lose maturity unless I'm married (or married with kids), so as long as I avoid the old ball-and-chain I ought to be able to live forever.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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