How can I make myself look younger?

[JohnT]

"but if you can't even understand simple english then I'm afraid that you leave me at a loss for words... "

By definition.

[KrazyHorse]

This was the part I liked:

Apparently, in addition to being a presumptuous judgmental halfwit, you are also a liar...:

[loinburger]

I'm not pissed off, though! I swear it! I just happen to be very annoyed...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

**** it, loin. Anyone valuing ideologies so far over humanity that they're willing to form damning snap judgements and kick people when they're down just isn't worth expending time on.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Incidentally have you considered shaving your bush off and talking in a squeaky voice?

[Dis]

younger!!

who cares?

If you are a guy, looking older doesn't mean ****.

The important thing is looking richer

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Loin and me should swap bodies seeing as I've always looked younger than my years. A spot of Grecian 2000 to hide the grey hairs and he'll be a whippersnapper again. I'm disgustingly well-preserved.

[Dis]

I still get carded at clubs.

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Incidentally have you considered shaving your bush off and talking in a squeaky voice?

I've been working on the squeaky voice, as per the instructions of the men's chorale director ("Any halfway decent second bass should be able to hit the same notes as the tenors!", which has always struck me as being a rather odd credo -- I'm a bloody human drum, it's the tenors' job to sing like women), but no luck so far -- I haven't been able to squeak since I hit puberty about, I dunno, forty years ago. And of course the bush stays until the rest of the plan is ready.

Originally posted by Dissident
If you are a guy, looking older doesn't mean ****.

It's been more of a blessing than a curse so far, that's for certain. It's just that seven years is a pretty big age difference for a 22-year-old. Add a decade and the age difference probably wouldn't matter. Add two decades and it certainly wouldn't.

[Urban Ranger]

Drink less soda. Drink more water, fruit juice, and green tea. Change your specs to something younger looking. Dress like a preppie if you must.

[Asher]

If you want to be considered young, you should be seen drinking more soda and less water, fruit juice, and green tea.

[Stuie]

Two words: Body piercing.

[Frankychan]

You know what blows loinburger?

I'm in the same boat as you are. I have a bad after-shave problem. Ppl keep on thinking that I'm at least 5 yrs older than what I really am and it takes a really brave girl to ask me out.

Anyway, what I've found out that helps is that you gotta get the girl you like to KNOW that you're not the age you look. I spread the word at my workplace that I'm actually 22....not 25, like how everyone else thinks I am. When I meet new ppl and they hear how old I am, they are more receptive to my...um.....social "engagements"

The sh****-a** thing is that for most of us "older" looking guys, we can't look younger unless we put up some cash. The best thing you can do is spread the word that you're NOT the age everyone THINKS you are. Once you got that established, you're pretty much in the clear.

I can TOTALLY empathize with your situation. I went out w/a girl and she thought I was 27. Im freeking 22 goshdammit!!!!....Freeking stubble made me look older.


If you got any more ????, just ask cause it sucks like a mofo when chicks think you're older than you really are.

[Provost Harrison]

I've had one of these rare perks - when I was younger I always looked a good bit older than I am, and now I am older I look younger than I am. Can't complain at that

[Provost Harrison]

...for example, when sat with Stew, most people estimate that Stew is older than I am, despite him being 5 1/2 years my junior