I've always looked older than I really am, but it's never really bothered me -- it's always been more advantageous than disadvantageous (e.g. I was less likely to get my ID checked when making underage beer/tobacco purchases), at least up until now.
The thing is, tonight I went out with a girl I'd met in one of my classes (dinner and a movie, no big deal), and everything went well -- the movie was good, she laughed at my jokes, yada yada. But, when I was driving her home after the movie, she said to me (more or less out of the blue) "How old are you, by the way? If you don't mind my asking..." I knew what was coming, but I managed to suppress my groan. And, since I'm a glutton for punishment, I replied "Nah, I don't mind you asking, but you've got to guess first."
She guessed that I was twenty-nine.
And it occurred to me that it no longer behooves me to look seven years older than my real age, if for no other reason than that it makes it more difficult for me to meet women my own age (who, I assume, would be reticent to date a guy who is seven-odd years their senior, or who would be disappointed to learn my real age if they are after an older man).
So, how do I make myself look younger? It shouldn't be that difficult -- I'm a 22-year-old who wants to look like a 22-year-old, not a 50-year-old who wants to look 29, so it's not as though I've got to bust out the liposuction and wrinkle cream and all that jazz. I've considered regrowing my afro (since I've yet to meet a thirtysomething caucasian sporting an afro) or wearing more loud hawaiian shirts, but I don't want to invest the time/money in an afro/new shirts only to discover the technique(s) don't work (or have the opposite effect). Any suggestions?
The thing is, tonight I went out with a girl I'd met in one of my classes (dinner and a movie, no big deal), and everything went well -- the movie was good, she laughed at my jokes, yada yada. But, when I was driving her home after the movie, she said to me (more or less out of the blue) "How old are you, by the way? If you don't mind my asking..." I knew what was coming, but I managed to suppress my groan. And, since I'm a glutton for punishment, I replied "Nah, I don't mind you asking, but you've got to guess first."
She guessed that I was twenty-nine.
And it occurred to me that it no longer behooves me to look seven years older than my real age, if for no other reason than that it makes it more difficult for me to meet women my own age (who, I assume, would be reticent to date a guy who is seven-odd years their senior, or who would be disappointed to learn my real age if they are after an older man).
So, how do I make myself look younger? It shouldn't be that difficult -- I'm a 22-year-old who wants to look like a 22-year-old, not a 50-year-old who wants to look 29, so it's not as though I've got to bust out the liposuction and wrinkle cream and all that jazz. I've considered regrowing my afro (since I've yet to meet a thirtysomething caucasian sporting an afro) or wearing more loud hawaiian shirts, but I don't want to invest the time/money in an afro/new shirts only to discover the technique(s) don't work (or have the opposite effect). Any suggestions?
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