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**Boris Godunov** · February 27, 2003, 23:14

Originally posted by Stuie

Ya mean you were dancing by yourself? At least I had company.

Who said I was by myself?

Calc, what's so embarrassing about that? Like anyone would believe someone who says they don't masturbate. I'd stand up and sing it for them.

**loinburger** · February 27, 2003, 23:16

I have never watched a complete episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I'll do you one better: I've seen the movie!

I have never urinated in public.

**Boris Godunov** · February 27, 2003, 23:20

I have urinated in public

I have never been bitten by a spider. *shudders*

**Stuie** · February 27, 2003, 23:21

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

Who said I was by myself?

You said private show only.......... err... never mind.

Come on, loinburger! You NEVER urinated in public!?

I have never been bitten by a spider.

**Tiamat** · February 27, 2003, 23:22

I have never been bitten by a spider.

**alva** · February 27, 2003, 23:24

Hey Boris, you commented on all but the DL statement

**loinburger** · February 27, 2003, 23:26

Originally posted by Stuie
Come on, loinburger! You NEVER urinated in public!?

I suppose I should have been more clear. "I have never urinated in such a way that others could marvel at my splendorous loins and/or remarkable urine trail, but instead have always hidden my shame."

I have, however, been bitten by a spider.

I have never put live gerbils (or any other member of the rodent family) in my trousers.

**Boris Godunov** · February 27, 2003, 23:26

Originally posted by alva
Hey Boris, you commented on all but the DL statement

Oops, missed the airplane one, too! I've never jumped out of an airplane, and I've never created a DL...except when I've forgotten my login to a site and have re-registered.

**Shi Huangdi** · February 27, 2003, 23:27

I have bitten by a spider.

I have never been part of a punk band.

**alva** · February 27, 2003, 23:29

No gerbils or punkband here.

**alva** · February 27, 2003, 23:30

I have never put live gerbils (or any other member of the rodent family) in my trousers.

Aaahh, Now I know what Tubski meant...

Edit: quoted wrong eugh quote

**Boris Godunov** · February 27, 2003, 23:31

I once put my pet hamster in my pocket. Does that count?

Um, no to the punk band thing.

**loinburger** · February 27, 2003, 23:33

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I once put my pet hamster in my pocket. Does that count?

Depends. Was this pocket on a pair of shorts, or was it on a pair of trousers?

**Boris Godunov** · February 27, 2003, 23:39

Khaki pants, probably.

**loinburger** · February 27, 2003, 23:44

Doesn't count, then. They've got to be trousers. (Or pantaloons, at the very least.)

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