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  • #31
    What does 'petting your cat in a more then friendly way' excactly mean
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #32
      Originally posted by alva
      What does 'petting your cat in a more then friendly way' excactly mean



      Ummmmmm, nothin'.




      If anyone has done animal husbandry, I think that's close enough for to bestiality to count.

      I have never jumped from an airplane.

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #33
        I have never jumped from an airplane.
        Nor from a train or bus.
        You make my life and times
        A book of bluesy Saturdays

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        • #34
          I have never jumped from an airplane (thank God!)
          ____________________________
          "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
          "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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          • #35
            I have

            (hey, he didn't say it had to be up in the air )

            I have never made a DL that I didn't confess about

            (no others either, but otherwise, this is going to be to easy )
            Last edited by alva; February 27, 2003, 22:07.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #36
              I did. Still no one knows who it was.
              Doesn't matter now, as it was from before the forums merged, and such.
              I have never used wireless networking.
              "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
              Drake Tungsten
              "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
              Albert Speer

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              • #37
                I have never used wireless networking.
                "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                • #38
                  You technological peasant!
                  "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                  Drake Tungsten
                  "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                  Albert Speer

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                  • #39
                    I want to recap:

                    I have never been on a SkiBob (A wha?)

                    I have danced naked (private show only, dammit)

                    I have never owned an Apple Computer. (my parents had an Apple IIe...does that count?)

                    I have never drank from a beer bong. (point?)

                    I've gotten speeding tickets. 3 I think.

                    I have never been in a hot-air balloon.

                    I've been in a musical (It may shock some here to learn this. It may shock them even more to know I played Henry Higgins! )

                    I've never committed a beastiality. I've been in bed with a few animals before, but they were of the human kind.

                    I have used wireless networking.

                    As for something new...

                    I've never gone Christmas Caroling door to door.
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #40
                      I have.
                      I have never had sex with a man.
                      "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                      Drake Tungsten
                      "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                      Albert Speer

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by MikeH
                        As a party drinking game we used to play it where everyone took it in turns to say they'd never done something and anyone who had had to stand up and drink.
                        That game is especially great if you state an embarrassing statements. I dunnon if you guys play rule with person stating has to have never done what he is stating, but I always drink with my statement, cause well isnt drinking game more fun when your drinking?

                        For example, You would say, "I never masturbate", Then everyone takes a shot!
                        :-p

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                        • #42
                          *thinks*
                          Or anyone, for that matter!
                          "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                          Drake Tungsten
                          "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                          Albert Speer

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                            I have danced naked (private show only, dammit)
                            Ya mean you were dancing by yourself? At least I had company.

                            Edited out the xmas carols due to cross posting:

                            I have never had sex with a man.
                            "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                            "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                            "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                            • #44
                              edit: damn not quick enough!
                              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                              • #45
                                It's like tennis!

                                I have had sex with a man.

                                I have never watched a complete episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
                                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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