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**Boris Godunov** · February 27, 2003, 23:51

Rats. (not the in-trousers kind)

**Anodyne** · February 27, 2003, 23:53

I have danced naked (both, in private and public)
I have urinated in public (just the way loinburger described it

)
I have put live gerbils in my trousers (although it was more or less an accident)
I have been bitten by a spider (not poisonous, but it still hurt)
and
I HAVE been part of a punk band (played guitar)

but I have never shaved all of my body hair.

**alva** · February 27, 2003, 23:57

Nope, havn't done that either, I have done certain parts, but not all of them.

**Skanky Burns** · February 28, 2003, 00:05

I have never shaved all my body hair.

**Dinner** · February 28, 2003, 00:13

I had a pet rat crawl up my pant leg once but I stopped him from getting any higher then my knee. I've never been in any band, much less a punk band, though I have been bitten by several spiders (and a dog, and gopher snake, and once by a really mean fish, plus I had a scorpion sting me once). I have jumped out off five different airplanes, I have never created a DL, I have urinated in public on numerous occasions, I have never received a ticket for urinating in public though I did receive a ticket for drinking in public while a hot girl who pissed in the bush next to me got away Scot free (I did get her phone number, I did go on two dates with her, and I never got to sleep with her). Being a man I have of course masturbated and anyone who says he hasn't is a liar.

I have, of course, never had sex with a man though I have done a few girls in the ass (three to be precise).

I have not however gotten laid in the last four months.

**Dinner** · February 28, 2003, 00:14

Oh, and I have never shaved all of my body hair.

**Boris Godunov** · February 28, 2003, 00:17

Originally posted by Oerdin

I have, of course, never had sex with a man

Why "of course?" Do you think your heterosexuality just radiates from the screen at us?

**Dinner** · February 28, 2003, 00:21

No it doesn't thus I am simply making it obvious.

**monolith94** · February 28, 2003, 01:13

"I have, of course, never had sex with a man though I have done a few girls in the ass (three to be precise)."
What exactly is the difference between a girl's and a guy's ass? Besides amount of hair?

**alva** · February 28, 2003, 01:15

That's similar as asking what the difference is between kissing a man and kissing a woman....

**Dinner** · February 28, 2003, 01:16

One has a penis and the other doesn't.

**tandeetaylor** · February 28, 2003, 02:46

What exactly is the difference between a girl's and a guy's ass?

One has a penis and the other doesn't.

What kind of freaks have you been looking at?

**aaglo** · February 28, 2003, 02:55

ButButBUt!!! I Have been on a skibob!!!!

**alva** · February 28, 2003, 03:03

What is a skibob btw?

Is that like motorbike on ski's , because if so I've on one too. Great fun

(that was in finland btw)

**Tiamat** · February 28, 2003, 03:07

Ok this one may slip in under a technicality but I think it's going to be the closest to getting on with the thread.

I had shaved all my body hair, under arms, legs....naughty bits

, but due to medication I was on at the time for my illness my what was left came out. So all body hair was gone. Does that count? Judges??

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