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  • #16
    I have never owned an apple computer.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #17
      I have never owned an apple computer
      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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      • #18
        Me neither.

        Come on monolith, hurry up!
        If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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        • #19
          I have owned an Apple computer... Apple 2E, really nice. It actually got hit by lightning, and I will never go near one again.

          Yet, I have never drank from a beer bong.

          And I am a big drinker.
          Monkey!!!

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          • #20
            I've drank from a beer bong, and I've never gotten a speeding ticket.
            Unbelievable!

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            • #21
              I've gotton speeding tickets

              I've never been in a hot-air balloon
              ____________________________
              "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
              "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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              • #22
                I've never been in a hot-air balloon either.

                (Some dude feel from one in Napa the other day, he wouldn't let go of the rope that holds them to the ground when it went up)
                Monkey!!!

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                • #23
                  I have never been in a hot-air balloon.
                  "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                  "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                  "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                  • #24
                    It's "never have I ever"...
                    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #25
                      I have been in a hot air balloon (I think)

                      I have never been in a musical

                      JKon Miller
                      Jon Miller-
                      I AM.CANADIAN
                      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                      • #26
                        Never been in a musical
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • #27
                          I've been in a musical

                          ...but I've never committed a beastiality.
                          You make my life and times
                          A book of bluesy Saturdays

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                          • #28
                            never comitted a beastiality
                            "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                            "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Anodyne
                              I've been in a musical

                              ...but I've never committed a beastiality.
                              Does petting my cat in a more than friendly manner count?

                              ACK!
                              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Tuberski


                                Does petting my cat in a more than friendly manner count?

                                ACK!
                                go with it, nobody here is going to confess to a real beastiality so there is potential to be stuck here
                                "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                                "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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