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    Ask The (relatively) New Dad.

    Haven't the slightest idea if these type threads are against the rules, or even if they've been done here before. If I am violating some sort of Holy Commandment, please be kind: my baby needs me.

    So... any of y'all have any questions in regards to kids/parenting/becoming a Dad? I'll answer them to the best of my ability.
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    I thought of a lot of questions to ask, but none of them would keep me from getting banned.



    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #3
      Huh?

      Oh!

      I'm sure you can... you know... phrase them creatively.

      But, if I'm correct in what your filthy little mind is thinking... the sex is as good as ever.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by JohnT
        Huh?

        Oh!

        I'm sure you can... you know... phrase them creatively.

        But, if I'm correct in what your filthy little mind is thinking... the sex is as good as ever.


        I know, I have 4 kids myself......

        Sleep was always a ***** the first few months.

        ACK!
        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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        • #5
          Can I have the car tonight?
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          • #6
            No. Last time I let you borrow the car, it came back smelling like semen.

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            • #7
              Where do babies come from?
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              • #8
                This one came from my wife.

                Next!

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                • #9
                  JACK BAUER WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THE **** THE BOMB IS?!?!?!?!??!?!

                  We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                  • #10
                    IT'S IN LA!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      WHERE IN LA DAMMIT!?!?! MILLIONS WILL DIE!!!

                      *Breaks out the electrocution device*
                      We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #12
                        Should "outies" be illegal? They are kinda freaky lookin' and somebody could lose a lunch.
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                        • #13
                          Are 'Toolio' and 'Kakinston' good baby names?
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                          • #14
                            how do you get the hampster out of the babies butt?
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                            • #15
                              I have a question.

                              How are you supposed to make babies?

                              My wife an I have been trying for almost 2 years now with no success. Is there something special you are supposed to do (other than the obvious).

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