Ask The (relatively) New Dad.

[Boris Godunov]

Q: Any idea how much a newborn would fetch on the black market?

[JohnT]

Originally posted by MRT144
john, wait till shes 16 and seducing guys like me

That is NOT funny!

[Boris Godunov]

It always has bothered me that some people can go around having unprotected sex and unintentionally blow out babies like they were a pez dispenser, and then you get couples who really, really want to have a child, and for some reason they can't. Cosmic injustice rears its head again.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Q: Any idea how much a newborn would fetch on the black market?

Are you serious???

In all honesty, it depends upon the newborn. From the little I've read (you can Google for more info if you so desire), a white male baby will easily go for 6 figures. Easy. Of course, there are some who claim that the "baby market" is a hoax, but you never can tell with people.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by JohnT


Are you serious???

In all honesty, it depends upon the newborn. From the little I've read (you can Google for more info if you so desire), a white male baby will easily go for 6 figures. Easy. Of course, there are some who claim that the "baby market" is a hoax, but you never can tell with people.

Considering people have been arrested on occasion trying to sell their kids, I would think it's not a hoax at all.

Hmmm, well maybe it's time to stop letting my *ahem* boys go to waste, find a suitable female partner and rack up some dough. After all, I'm sure someone who could afford 6 figures will be a loving, providing parent...

[JohnT]

"mmm, well maybe it's time to stop letting my *ahem* boys go to waste, find a suitable female partner and rack up some dough. After all, I'm sure someone who could afford 6 figures will be a loving, providing parent..."

And I'm sure that you understand that doing so will land your ass in jail for a long, long time, with you living among some very unsympathetic roommates.

I mean, slavery has been outlawed for quite a while, you know. And prisoners tend to not like people who mess with children.

[MRT144]

but boris is a man of love! and money...BUT ALSO LOVE!

[Stuie]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
It always has bothered me that some people can go around having unprotected sex and unintentionally blow out babies like they were a pez dispenser, and then you get couples who really, really want to have a child, and for some reason they can't. Cosmic injustice rears its head again.

This is so true.

[Boris Godunov]

Oh pish-posh. I'm sure the cops will empathize, if they have their own kids. I mean, who hasn't wanted to sell their children off to the gypsies on occasion? And I wouldn't even be marketing to gypsies...we're talkin' upper class white folk!

[MRT144]

boris, could you get it up to stick a woman?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by MRT144
but boris is a man of love! and money...BUT ALSO LOVE!

Damn stra--er, right! Just because I hock my kids wouldn't mean I didn't love them! Or the 6-figures!

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by MRT144
boris, could you get it up to stick a woman?

I have before...

[MRT144]

who was it that said "a wet hole is a wet hole" or something to that effect...

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by MRT144
who was it that said "a wet hole is a wet hole" or something to that effect...

That's not precisely true, otherwise I'd be sleeping with a lot of women still, as well as straight men.

Ok, JohnT can have his thread back (I do hope he realizes I was entirely joking. I would only sell my baby to a close friend or relative).

[MRT144]

after reading johns posts about sophie i want a child. lord knows itll never happen though considering my problems.