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  • #16
    marijuana is better
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by aaglo
      Trajanus - I have a tip for you.

      If you lay down on the bed, and the 'room starts spinning around', all you have to do is put your leg on the floor - ZAP - spinning stops immediately. It works every time
      If you are going to drink as much as needs to make the room spin, you might as well go the whole way and drink to unconsciousness.
      www.my-piano.blogspot

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      • #18
        Bodd - sometimes the room spinns only when you lay down on bed, and then this trick helps.
        I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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        • #19
          I always quite liked that sensation myself. Kinda fun.
          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

          Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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          • #20
            Like all such things, it's great in moderation.
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #21
              We have a saying about the usage of alcohol:

              "Too much is too much, but moderate is too short"
              I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by aaglo
                Better???
                I would use the word "dry" in that context...
                How typical of an alcoholic in denial
                får jag köpa din syster? tre kameler för din syster!

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                • #23
                  I have an alcohol problem!!


                  I don't have anything to mix with my alcohol!
                  The last drops of coke wouldn't have covered the ice in my glass, let alone make a significant quantity of bourbon and coke. The OJ is all used up, so no screwdriver. I don't have any wine at the moment.
                  In desperation, I was forced to make a baileys and milk.
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Skanky Burns

                    I don't have anything to mix with my alcohol!
                    Why is not being able to dilute your alcohol a problem?



                    Just drink it!
                    Never give an AI an even break.

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                    • #25
                      i like running and biking while drunk
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • #26
                        drunk 'Poly posting is fun, but could get you banned
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #27
                          alcohol?
                          jep
                          its make world better place to live
                          gowabunga!!!!!!

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                          • #28
                            Most of my whiny posts are done drunk...in fact, my latest one was

                            What have we learned? Drinking makes you type about your personal problems and post them on a chatboard where you have only met 2 of the hundreds of fellow posters, and expect to get great counsel.

                            Ahh, drunkness
                            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                            • #29
                              It's not that things go better with alcohol, it's just that with alcohol you're delusional.
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
                                It's not that things go better with alcohol, it's just that with alcohol you're delusional.
                                PoTAYto PoTAHto
                                "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                                ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                                "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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