Recommend Provost a new car!

[Asher]

Originally posted by Lancer
Ford Taurus! Gets a million miles to a gallon of gas, and runs for a million miles!

Stylish too!

No really Provost, you're looking for a Ford Taurus...

Two days ago the VP of marketing for Ford said the reason the Taurus' sales have sucked recently is because the Camry is a much better product.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Yeah, I quite fancy the look of the Nissan Almera...my mother has always sworn by Nissans, just that Nissans have an image as a bit of an 'old person's car' alas.

Really? That's not the case over here where I live.

Nissan's considered pretty hip these days, especially with the new redesigns they've been doing.

[Dinner]

I'd go Honda myself. I'm sure you could find a nice late model Honda Civic or Accord which was built in Swindon.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Asher

Really? That's not the case over here where I live.

Nissan's considered pretty hip these days, especially with the new redesigns they've been doing.

Yeah, I think it is quite unfair. I was driving my mother's Almera yesterday and it is a very nice car and pleasing to the eye too, so I have nothing against them personally, and I learned to drive in a Micra. My mother has had many Nissans with no problems so I am quite inclined to buy one with previous experience with them...

[SlowwHand]

Ford



or



Toyota

[Dinner]

I've never been big on trucks and I doubt a Euro like PH will be either.

[Provost Harrison]

Why on earth would I want something like that?!

[Dinner]

I imagine the resell price of Rovers isn't to good so you could probably pick a well equiped late model Rover up in your price range.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Why on earth would I want something like that?!

You have to remember that Sloww is from Texas so he likes pick up trucks.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Why on earth would I want something like that?!

Think of all the women you could take with you.
Fill the cab, put the rest in the bed.
Planning, dude.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Think of all the women you could take with you.

Then he needs this:



It fits more into his living environment too.

[Ecthy]

It will get censored, but isn't this what he needs?

.

[Provost Harrison]

Hey, now it would be cool to take the engine out of that and put it in a normal car

[Ecthy]

for declared enemies of zip/mp3 files:

[Bereta_Eder]

Cars. A couple of things I know about them:

French: rip you off in service, not very tough, rip you off in spares. You get the extras for free though.

German: engage in anticompetitive practices You pay for the extras. They ripp you off in spares and service. They are usually the most expensive.

Italian: not very tough but cheap spares and service.